Jachary Oneshots.

B - Bisexual, Bitch

In which Zach gets annoyed.

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"So, you and Jack are dating?" A girl, whos name Zach didn't remember - never mind remember, he didn't even know it - asked, walking up to Zach.

"Um, yeah. Is this stuff going online or something? Because I don't remember telling the whole school..." Zach muttered.

She shrugged. "Word goes 'round fast. You're gay? I could've sworn you dated a girl at some point."

"I...no. I'm bisexual."

"Cute." She said, snidely. Zach rolled his eyes and pushed past her, looking for his boyfriend. He spotted Jack sitting at his usual spot - A bench underneath a Willow Tree just outside the school. The curly-head was seated with his friends - Corbyn and Jonah. Zach walked over to Jack and pressed a warm kiss to Jack's cheek. Jack smiled at Zach and pulled his boyfriend onto the bench.

"Quit being so cute. It reminds me of how lonely I am," Corbyn rolled his eyes. Jonah laughed and smacked Corbyn upside the head. To which Corbyn responded with by grabbing a stick and prodding Jonah in the gut with it. Zach raised his eyebrows.

"Can you two get any more immature?" Zach asked. Though he was giving them a look that had 'what the fuck is wrong with you' written all over it, there was a light tone to it, indicating that it was nothing but affectionate. Corbyn smirked and threw the stick at Zach.

"Yep!" He smiled, gingerly. Jack rolled his eyes and threw the stick back at the blond.

"I'm friends with idiots." He grumbled. "Moreover, dating one."

"Hey!"

Jack snickered and dropped his head onto Zach's shoulder. "The amount of people who asked me what I am is frustrating." Jack mumbled.

"I agree. Three people so far. But that's only because I only have two friends and tend to be on the 'no one knows him' spectrum. I can't imagine what you had to go through!"

Corbyn nodded. "Just this morning some asshole of a person walked up to me and said 'So Jack's, like, gay? Can it spread?' I've never felt more eager to smack someone."

"Apparently my gayness can spread." Jack rolled his eyes.

"It's totally an illness." Zach agreed, sarcastically.

"Oh no! I just touched Jack, I'm gay now!" Jonah collapsed onto the floor, wheezing. The group laughed.

"Well, hello there." Corbyn purred quietly, his eyes following someone. Jack rolled his eyes at Corbyn and grabbed Zach's hand. 

"C'mon, let's leave Corbyn The Lovesick and Jonah The Dead to do whatever it is idiots do."

"So, the same things as you?" Zach asked. Jack rolled his eyes and intertwined his fingers with Zach's. 

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Later that afternoon, Zach was walking down the halls, tired. He was just about ready to punch wall. Some assholes thought it'd be funny to snatch his books and bolt, which resulted in Zach running after them. Because of the prejudice at his school, Zach was the one who got detention. Not to mention that annoying fork which had stabbed him. Oh, and the shit ton of homework he was given.

To top it off, Zach had been asked thirty-five (or possibly more) if he was really dating Jack. As if it weren't possible. They'd also asked "what he was."

Now, Zach was walking with his boyfriend, going home when he felt a tap on his shoulder. That annoying girl, Caren was standing behind him. She waved at Zach.

"Hey, you two, so I write the school journal with all the juicy stuff. So, d'you mind telling us about your relationship?" 

Zach groaned. "What would you like to know?" Jack asked, ignoring Zach's annoyed glare.

"How'd you start dating?"

"I walked up to him and asked him out." Zach answered.

"Not true. You fell on the floor and limped over to me and asked me out. Which involved stuttering and blushing and a ton of annoyed groans from both mine and your friends." Jack clarified.

Caren nodded. "Why were your friend annoyed?"

"They'd been setting us up." Zach said.

"Ah. So, We all know that Jack's gay. But what are you, Zach?"

"Oh my goodness. I am sick of being asked. Why do you care? Why does it matter we're in a fucking relationship. That's all that matters." Zach snapped.

"And for the record, I'm Bisexual, bitch." He added.

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I have no idea where this was going.