[Sunday, February 28th, 2010 - 2:14 AM]
Haz: Knock knock.
Tommo: feck off
Haz: Oh, come on Lou, you know how it works.
Tommo: fine
Haz: Knock knock.
Tommo: no, i don't want to buy any
Haz: Is that really how you treat the Boy Scouts?
Tommo: yes, i'm honest with them
Tommo: their cookies are disgusting
Haz: But they're ten.
Tommo: i didn't think 10 year olds could throw that hard
Tommo: me head was hurting for days
Tommo: on the bright side i did get a free box of cookies
Tommo: made for a good birthday gift for me dad
Haz: I cannot believe you.
Haz: Knock knock.
Tommo: ah, sorry mate, i was just heading out
Haz: Lies, you don't leave your house.
Tommo: you're smart one, aren't ya?
Tommo: caught me there
Haz: Knock knock.
Tommo: doors open!
Haz: So you're just going to invite a stranger in?
Tommo: don't see why not
Haz: Knock knock.
Tommo: who's there?
Haz: FINALLY.
Tommo: finally who?
Haz: NO.
Haz: NO I WASN'T-
Haz: THAT WASN'T THE THING!
Tommo: you really need to get your shit together before you start with these
Tommo: take 9 billion, from the top
Tommo: Action!
Haz: Knock knock.
Tommo: who's there?
Haz: A cow goes.
Tommo: ayy, bartholomew my guy, long time no see!
Haz: This is taking years off of my life.
Tommo: likewise
Haz: Lou, pleaseee.
Tommo: okay, okay, i'll cooperate
Haz: Thank you.
Haz: Knock knock.
Tommo: who's there?
Haz: A cow goes.
Tommo: a cow goes who?
Haz: No. A cow goes moo!
Tommo: ...
Tommo: we went through all of that-
Haz: Oh, come on. I thought it was good.
Tommo is typing...
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Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
