Chapter 31: Not Today, Satan

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[Tuesday, June 29th, 2010 - 3:14 AM]

Haz: Lou, can I ask you a question?

Tommo: am i allowed to say no?

Haz: I suppose, but that really isn't the favourable response in this situation.

Tommo: then no

Haz: But it's important.

Tommo: oh, i'm sure it is

Haz: It could be life threatening.

Tommo: thrilling

Haz: The answer to this question could possibly save our world from the zombie apocalypse.

Tommo: for some odd reason, i don't reckon it could

Haz: You'd be surprised.

Tommo: call me crazy, but i'm certain it won't

Tommo: no need anyways, i've got me nerf guns ready, and just to be safe, i sleep with the ole tactical shovel beside me bed

Tommo: i'd say i'm well prepared either way

Haz: Remind me never to break into your house at night.

Tommo: how bout you don't break into my house, period?

Haz: What if I need to escape from the zombies?

Tommo: should've thought of that before you mocked me for owning "kids toys"

Haz: So, you're just gonna leave the rest of us to die like that?

Tommo: ah well, when you put it like that, no

Tommo: i'd save at least one person

Haz: Aww, Lou.

Tommo: me mum

Tommo: don't flatter yourself, mate

Tommo: i've got me priorities straight

Haz: You're not-

Tommo: oh, ha, ha, i'm laughing so hard

Tommo: can you sense how amused i am right now?

Tommo: cause that was a real funny joke

Tommo: so original, so creative

Haz: Prick

Tommo: for someone who was just begging to ask me a question, you're being quite rude

Tommo: honestly, i cannot believe this behaviour. what has gotten into you harold?

Haz: I've been taking sass classes online.

Tommo: what's sad is that i don't doubt that you're telling the truth

Haz: What can I say, I'm an angle.

Haz: I mean angel.

Tommo: you sure are

Tommo: an obtuse one at that

Haz: Hey, I'm the nerd here and I would appreciate it if you could kindly leave my branding alone.

Haz: I don't see you out here dissecting any frogs.

Tommo: oi, don't try to take all the smart credit

Tommo: i think we share that, really

Haz: Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.

Tommo: trig, am i right

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