[Saturday, June 19th, 2010 - 2:53 AM]
Tommo: hey, hazza
Tommo: how are you doing?
Tommo: has your jaw stopped falling off?
Haz: Alright, slow down. I die once and suddenly you become Dr. Tomlinson?
Tommo: just checking in, i've got to look out for me best mate
Tommo: have you been changing your gauzes regularly?
Tommo: oh, and did the swelling go down?
Haz: I'm okay, Lou. Really, there's no need to worry.
Haz: I've been getting so many milkshakes and smoothies recently.
Haz: I'm thriving as a person.
Tommo: good, good
Tommo: so, one last quick question if you don't mind. it's not very important at all
Tommo: how much do you remember from the past three days?
Haz: Oh, absolutely nothing.
Haz: It's so weird to forget a big gap of time, you know.
Tommo: i'm well aware, i've had me fair share of concussions from football
Haz: This is why I don't sport
Haz: But isn't it crazy?
Haz: Who knows what could've happened when you were out.
Tommo: yeah, who knows
Haz: You're acting suspicious
Tommo: how did you get that from one text
Haz: Surprise, I'm your FBI agent and I've been watching you from your camera this entire time.
Tommo: you've been what now
Tommo: what have you seen
Tommo: oh god, answer me, haz
Haz: Nice Minions poster behind you.
Tommo: no, that's not okay
Tommo: you don't even know how many years you've just taken off of me life
Tommo: i may just post your browsing history in the paper
Haz: No one reads the paper anymore.
Tommo: i'm fairly sure you do
Haz: How else am I supposed to read up on my local news?
Tommo: the fookin internet, you bloody senior
Haz: Well, I'd be fine with it anyways. No way my browsing history is nearly as scandalous as yours.
Tommo: that seems like an unfair assumption, hazza
Tommo: i'm actually quite offended that you think i'm not using the internet responsibly
Haz: Prove it then, what was the last thing you googled?
Tommo: no
Haz: Come on, Lou, please?
Tommo: no
Haz: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Tommo: HARRY
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
