[Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 - 1:54 AM]
Tommo: an odd proposition, don't you think?
Haz: I didn't think so.
Tommo: well i'm not sure i know what to think of it to be fair
Haz: What's weird about it?
Tommo: you could be a sixty year old man for all i know
Tommo: or a cannibal
Tommo: oh christ you've gone silent
Tommo: your silence is the only confirmation i need to GTFO
Tommo: the good ones are always cannibals aren't they
Haz: NO!
Haz: WAIT!
Haz: MY MOM CAME INTO MY ROOM TO CHECK IF I WAS ASLEEP!
Haz: (You exposed me btw)
Haz: BUT DON'T LEAVE ME!
Haz: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT HASN'T SENT ME A DICK PIC IMMEDIATELY!
Tommo: okay tmi, i'll stay
Tommo: but i still have my suspicions
Haz: There really is no need for that, I'm vegan actually.
Tommo: i would argue that that's just as disgraceful as cannibalism
Haz: Rude.
Haz: So will you tell me your name yet?
Tommo: no
Tommo: why are you so adamant on figuring out me name if you won't tell me yours?
Haz: I reckon it slipped my mind.
Haz: I'm Harry.
Tommo is typing...
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Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
