[Friday, June 11th, 2010 - 1:27 AM]
Tommo: haz, i've made a mistake
Haz: That's certainly not the first time I've heard you utter that phrase.
Tommo: oi, stop being a prick and help me
Tommo: this is serious
Haz: Ah, well, now you've got me scared, Lou.
Haz: Have you really killed someone this time?
Tommo: no
Haz: You've said it yourself, I'm too pretty for prison.
Haz: I mean you're not much better off anyways, your mouth would get you into trouble so quickly.
Tommo: gross
Haz: No, that's not-
Haz: You know what I meant.
Tommo: alright, alright, will you settle down and listen already?
Haz: Fine.
Tommo: i've just gone and bought one of them big bouncy castles off amazon
Tommo: but i don't know where to put it
Haz: Why have you done that?
Haz: What purpose could that possibly hold?
Tommo: entertainment, obviously
Haz: Oh.
Haz: Can I come over and play in it then?
Tommo: no, of course not
Haz: I never expected to be betrayed like this.
Haz: I thought we were friends.
Haz: Five months of friendship, all for what?
Haz: The disrespect, I cannot believe you right now.
Tommo: calm down, drama queen
Tommo: i don't see you paying rent for it
Tommo: therefore, you're not allowed to bounce in it
Haz: You make it seem like this is a proper house.
Tommo: gasp
Tommo: you take that back right this instant
Tommo: i got a mortgage for that thing
Haz: Make me.
Tommo: fine, if we're playing this way
Tommo: it's weird that you still play with lego
Haz: CLEARLY you're a fake lego fan if you think that there's an age limit on it.
Haz: But you know what's really odd is your nerf gun collection.
Haz: It's socially unacceptable for people your age to use them.
Tommo: oh, you just wait until you're begging to borrow them in the apocalypse. you've no chance of surviving without the help of me firearms
Haz: Don't reckon I will to be honest.
Tommo: well, you own too many toy cars
Haz: Are you familiar with the second Ant Man Movie?
Tommo: ah, don't go trying to pull anymore of that bs
Tommo: you and i are both well aware that you don't own shrinking cars
Haz: You can't confirm that.
Tommo: yeah, but i'll sure as hell deny it
Haz: I don't understand why you buy juice boxes instead of a regular jug.
Tommo: they're easier to carry to class, duh
Tommo: really h, are you sure you've got anything going on up there?
Haz: Your superhero barbies belong in a dollhouse.
Tommo: tHEY'RE ACTION FIGURES
Haz: They're sold in the same isle as barbies.
Tommo: birth control and baby formula is sold in the same isle, that doesn't mean they're the same thing
Haz: Bet the only reason you're here is because your mum reached for the wrong one.
Tommo: too far, styles
Tommo: me nerf gun collection and i are on our way, and you best be hiding if you want to live to see 17
Tommo: i've had enough of this
Tommo: PAW PATROL IS TRASH
Haz: I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT AND YOU KNOW IT.
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
