[Saturday, March 20th, 2010 - 6:13 AM]
Tommo: so, i'm on me way to work right
Tommo: and there's this family of DEMONS taking up the sidewalk
Haz: Hang on wait a minute.
Haz: There was a what?
Tommo: oh, come on mate, please don't make me say it
Haz: I genuinely don't know what you're on about right now.
Tommo: but i'm embarrassed
Haz: But I'm confused.
Tommo: ffs
Tommo: geese okay
Tommo: a whole herd of them
Tommo: i'm proper afraid of geese you know
Haz: Aww, is little Lou scared of some big birdies?
Haz: Do you need me to hold your hand when we go to the pet store, baby?
Tommo: THEY ATTACKED ME HARRY
Tommo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THEM
Haz: LOUIS OH MY GOD
Haz: You must have done something to provoke them, they don't just attack for no reason.
Tommo: no, no, you have to believe me. they're out to get me, i could see it in their beady little eyes
Tommo: i went out of me way to accommodate them
Tommo: nearly ruined me new trainers walking through a field of their shite
Tommo: they can sense fear you know so i made sure to keep me head down
Haz: I'm sure you had a lot of that.
Tommo: oi, feck off and listen
Tommo: then all of the sudden i see this white thing approaching out of the corner of me eye and immediately i knew it was that spawn of satan
Haz: Bit harsh, don't you think?
Tommo: i could tell that it was trying to act all nonchalant with it's innocent little waddle and stupid face, as if i can't sense that i'm about to be murdered
Tommo: but i'm not ready to just roll over and accept my fate
Tommo: so i ran
Haz: That is single handedly the worst thing you could have done in that situation.
Tommo: i didn't think it would be able to catch up and take me down so quickly
Tommo: god, it's all just a blur, what's my name again?
Haz: Lou, that wasn't even that bad, maybe you bumped your head a little, but you survived.
Tommo: tell that to me broken leg
Haz: IT BROKE YOUR LEG??
Haz: ARE YOU OKAY??
Tommo: the loss of me dignity hurt more than the attack
Tommo: in conclusion, i'll never be leaving me house again
Haz: I second that.
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
