[Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 - 2:45 AM]
Haz: Lou?
Tommo: yes
Haz: You're older than me, right?
Tommo: that would be correct
Tommo: two years to be precise
Haz: You're 18!
Haz: How did I not know this.
Haz: Is it even legal for you to be speaking to me.
Tommo: it's very legal as long as you stop flirting with me
Haz: I'm not-
Haz: I haven't-
Haz: I don't flirt with you, what are you on about.
Tommo: yeah, alright
Tommo: but why is this relevant
Haz: Well, I was pondering something, right.
Haz: But I couldn't come up with an answer.
Haz: So, I thought, in all your wisdom, that you might know.
Tommo: I've only got two years on ya, mate
Haz: Oh.
Haz: I'll just ask someone else then, thanks anyways though.
Tommo: haz wait, aren't you going to let me hear the question first?
Haz: Fine, but promise not to make fun of me.
Tommo: i promise
Haz: Well, I was wondering where leprechauns came from.
Tommo added Nialler to the chat.
Tommo: ah, niall. i was hoping you would be able to enlighten us on something
Nialler: Alright
Haz: Louis, I cannot believe you right now, you just wait until we're alone-
Nialler: Alright boys, keep it in your pants
Nialler: What did you want to know, L?
Tommo: whereabouts are you from?
Nialler: Ireland?
Tommo: can you get a little more specific
Nialler: I don't know you, how can I confirm that you're not trying to kidnap and cannibalize me?
Haz: Why does it always go back to Cannibalism?
Nialler: The fact that you two have had this conversation more than once-
Haz: It's okay, Niall. I trust him.
Nialler: Okay
Nialler: I'm from Mullingar, Westmeath
Tommo: there you go, harry
Tommo: now that wasn't too hard, was it?
Haz: I genuinely can't believe you've done this.
Nialler: Why did you want to know where I'm from anyways?
Tommo: just trying to help me friend out
Tommo: you see, young harry here wanted to know where leprechauns came from
Nialler: Oh, feck off
Tommo: thanks, niall
Nialler left the chat.
Haz: So, do you mind if we take a detour back to this flirting thing then?
Tommo is typing...
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Cerita Pendeka witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes