[Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 - 1:29 AM]
Tommo: i once killed a man
Haz: So, that's how you're going to start this conversation?
Haz: This was supposed to be a bonding experience.
Haz: Unless you aren't lying.
Tommo: no comment
Haz: Oh god, you're not lying are you.
Haz: Why did I think that making a friend over the internet was a good idea?
Tommo: h, you're too high strung
Haz: I am not.
Tommo: i didn't do me homework tonight
Haz: NO, DON'T DO THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FALL BEHIND IN SCHOOL.
Tommo: point proven
Haz: Fine. I'm uptight, but you still have to share a secret.
Tommo: fine
Tommo: remind me first: why are we doing this?
Haz: To get to know each other better.
Tommo: don't we already know each other well enough?
Haz: Oh yeah?
Haz: What's my favourite colour?
Tommo: green, obviously
Tommo: the key is to say it with confidence
Tommo: if you do anything with confidence, it's correct by default
Haz: You're wrong.
Tommo: god damnit
Haz: Do you see what I mean now?
Tommo: yeah, yeah, whatever let's just get this over with
Haz: Okay, I'll go first
Haz: I have an irrational fear of the dark, and I'm embarrassed to admit it because I was supposed to grow out of it by now.
Tommo: i don't think there's anything wrong with that, if anything it's a survival technique
Tommo: no death by demons for you, sir
Tommo: Not today, satan!
Haz: I guess, I just feel like such a loser sometimes.
Haz: But enough about me, your turn, your turn.
Tommo: okay, calm yourself, lad
Tommo: i've never admitted it this to anyone, cause for sure mine's stupid as hell
Tommo: i'm afraid of growing up
Haz: I don't think it's stupid at all.
Haz: I understand where you're coming from, I think it's a valid fear that we all have.
Tommo: maybe
Tommo: good thing the blood of the unicorns i've been murdering is keeping me immortal
Haz: LOUIS!
Tommo is typing...
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Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
