[Monday, May 17th, 2010 - 3:45 AM]
Tommo: how'd the university tour go today?
Haz: Good.
Tommo: what did you think of the campus?
Haz: It's okay.
Tommo: thinking of applying?
Haz: Maybe.
Tommo: alright, what's wrong?
Haz: Nothing.
Tommo: stop being a shit
Tommo: what happened and who do i need to threaten?
Haz: Well, there was this professor.
Tommo: i believe that's where they work, the place is crawling with them i reckon
Tommo: but how is this in any way relevant to the story?
Haz: I guess he's kinda maybe really attractive and I asked for his number.
Tommo: as your friend i really do want to congratulate you for this absolutely ASTONISHING achievement
Haz: Thank you, thank you, I appreciate it.
Haz: I most definitely did not use any of your pick up lines, therefore explaining my success.
Tommo: okay, rude, need i lecture you on them again?
Haz: God, please no
Tommo: dork
Tommo: anyways, i wasn't finished yet
Haz: Right, sorry.
Tommo: HOWEVER
Tommo: also as your friend - wtf are you doing
Haz: What? He was totally into me, I couldn't just say nothing.
Tommo: How old is he?
Haz: Oh, I don't think he mentioned it.
Tommo: hazza...
Haz: Age isn't something that comes up naturally in a conversation.
Tommo: it does when you're flirting with your teacher
Haz: Hey! I don't even go there yet.
Tommo: yeah, yeah, whatever. spill already
Haz: 41.
Tommo: HAZ
Tommo: YOU'RE 16
Tommo: EVEN IF HE WASN'T YOUR TEACHER, THAT'S SO ILLEGAL
Haz: Lou, if you saw this man you would gladly take a life sentence for him.
Tommo: as if
Haz: Is someone getting a little jealous right now?
Tommo: feck off, i'm concerned for you
Haz: He's got this gorgeous platinum blond hair.
Tommo: i've always preferred brunettes, honestly
Haz: And these icy grey eyes that felt like they were looking into my soul.
Tommo: everyone knows that blue is the superior eye colour
Tommo: if you stare into my soul, i WILL kick you in the shin
Haz: And he was so tall!
Tommo: piss off, you bloody tosser
Haz: At least an inch taller than you I reckon.
Tommo: if you'll kindly excuse me, i need to go call my lawyer
Haz: No need to fret, he's already with someone.
Tommo: cool, good for him
Haz: He's also a student.
Tommo: oh, for god's sake, why do you always pick the weird ones?
Haz: I picked you, didn't I?
Tommo is typing...
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Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
