˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 | Katie Williams and Zack Martin have been friends for about a decade now - and despite Zack's 'overly romantic' tendencies - that is all they've ever been. However, with a change of scenery, going from Tipton on...
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"STRAIGHTEN THAT COLLAR. SUCK IN THAT GUT. POP THAT ZIT," LONDON INSTRUCTED VARIOUS CREW MEMBERS AS WE ALL STOOD IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AWAITING FOR IVANA'S ARRIVAL.
don't tell anyone, but i kind of love this dog. that's the only reason why i let london decide what i was wearing today.
"what is the entire crew doing up here as opposed to, oh i don't know, steering the boat?!" moseby asked as he walked over to us, yelling the last bit to the captain.
"we have a very important guest flying in on the tipton helicopter," london told moseby.
"your father is coming?" mr. moseby gasped. "why didn't anyone tell me? i would have had the foghorn re-tuned from that melancholy b-flat to a cheerful c." moseby looked off smiling.
"ugh, mr. tipton isn't coming," i groaned as i stood next to him. "ivana is!"
"here hold this," london gave moseby a sign that read 'bone voyage.' as she continued to talk to moseby, i made my way over to the smoothie bar.
"one of the cabin boys painted it for me. it says 'bone voyage!' get it? bone?"
"got it."
"good, can you explain to me?"
"here's your four berry blasts." zack placed them in front of the guy as i sat down. "boysen, rasp, blue, and straw."
the boy slowly took off his sunglasses as he said, "i only ordered three."
"then i guess you're berry lucky!" zack joked while doing finger guns, making me roll my eyes.
"then i guess you won't be getting a berry big tip," the guy replied. i rose my eyebrows at him. it's not berry funny when he does it.
"it's not funny when you do it," i said bluntly, unable to keep my thoughts to myself.
"which makes me berry sad . . ." zack pouted and faked cried.
the guy stared at him.
"hey," i nudged his arm lightly. "your turn." i smiled. he looked at me unamused. I sighed and stood up. "okay mr. grumpy pants, i'll solve both our problems. which one didn't you order?"
"blueberry," he said while crossing his arms.
"wow, what coincidence," i gasped sarcastically. i took the blueberry smoothie. "i was just going to order that! woohoo, problem solved." i raised my cup to him before taking a sip and walking back to london and moseby.
