UnOrdinary Adventures - Alyssa

A Quick Little Recap, Children

 2 weeks later, the time skip has a quick deciding conversation with itself.

Time Skip: Is that enough time? Have we skipped enough?

Time Skip Clone (whilst vigorously shaking it's counterpart*): I DON'T KNOWWW! WHAT DO WE DOOO??!!

Time Skip: Uh, uhm, um, maybe, we could, possibly....

(lightbulb clicks)

Both Time Skips: SKIP SOME MORE!

Time Skip Clone: That's a WHANDERFUL idea, you're BRILLIANT

Time Skip: I know! But we're the same person so you're brilliant too!

Time Skip Clone: YES! Let's do this!

(Both Time Skips put their hands together and spin until dizzy.)

Time Skip: INITIATE COUNTDOWN

Time Skip Clone: 3!

Time Skip: 2!

Time Skip Clone: 1!

Both Time Skips: GOOOOO

Well that was quite the dream. Waking up, I remember what day it is. Monday. Right. Last chapter took place on a Friday. (Fourth wall break count: 12.5?) As you can tell from Time Skip's conversation, it has been at least 2 weeks since those events took place. However, 2 weeks was apparently not enough for our greedy friends and they decided to take more time away from the readers.

You poor things.

And so, another 2 weeks passed and the time skip took a total of a month away.

Waking up, a flood of memories override my brain and I have to stare into space for a good 10 minutes in order to go over each and every one of them.

Of course, the most important events decided to yeet themselves in the timeline, exactly when the time skip takes place. The responsibility of placing events, mind you, falls squarely on the shoulders of Alex and I.

Because Kevin is lazy and writes chapters with nothing but a single paragraph. (Fourth wall break count: 14)

So dear readers, if you would, place all the blame on Alex and I. 100% of it because we will revel in the glory of your sadness. If anything, we're forcing you to go back to the original comic of UnOrdinary and reread the specifics because you're only getting a short rundown from us.

Really, we're doing you a favor.

As I walk through the gates of the school, I quickly compile all the biggest events in my head. We'll see how short I can make it, but it'll probably just keep going on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Try to keep up, children.

(WARNING: Spoilers ahead, viewer discretion advised.)

Basically, John made friends with Seraphina. Seraphina lost interest in being perfect all the time. Seraphina becomes Ace. Cecile takes her place as queen. Remi replaces Cecile as queen. Seraphina uses her authority as Ace to knock Cecile out of the royals and appoint Blyke (who is weaker than Cecile) as Jack because he has a better pErSonAliTy.

Which he does, I do not object.

John gives Seraphina a banned book about going against the government. Seraphina gets caught; consequently getting suspended for a set period of time. During her suspension, she was sent to her mother's house and banned from technology, effectively blocking all means of communication with John.

John, being the clingy person he is, was sad, but not too sad. And Arlo, being the a*s he is, decided to try and break John after having Isen (poor Isen) go stalk the boy. Isen, of course, finds out that John is not one to be messed with and refused to do anything with Arlo. This, of course, did not sit very well with their arrogant king and he got two new lackeys to go and beat John up.

So he did. Except for the fact that John went and revealed his amazingly OP power. He then used said amazingly OP power to destroy Arlo and his new recruits, threatening to dethrone him if anyone found out.

Unfortunately, Elaine and I found out the same day that it happened. Small brained Arlo called both of us to heal him. Now, that would've been fine if Seraphina didn't come home that day (after being a bada*s with her mom) and go to John's house, only to find him extremely bloody and bruised.

Seraphina, being the worried person she is, called Elaine to come heal him. At that point, her and I were leaving the battlefield with lowered amounts of energy. Because of our low energy, we decided to go together.

We got to John's house and found that he had matching injuries from the exact people Elaine and I had just healed. We looked at each like HOLY SH*T. WTF IS GOING ON HERE- and John threatened us with our lives.

How kind of him.

Meanwhile, Blyke, Isen, and Remi are running around town with masks to become suPeRHeRoEs because EMBER killed her brother and she needs revenge. They find out that everyone be like: gEt tHE auThOriTies ouTta hErE. SenD 'eM to hELL...and they keep fighting shady villains in their elaborate plan to lure EMBER out of hiding because the auThOriTies aren't doing anything about them.

It backfires.

Blyke, Isen, and Remi almost die, like the morons they are, but (thankfully) stay alive. The only thing is, Remi ends up with extreme burns and can no longer move her arm for an extended period of time.

How do I know this?

Because people like randomly tossing around healers when they get hurt. Now you know why we're involved in ALL the drama; because nobody knows how to have a ciViLiZeD cOnVerSatiOn.

It's no longer in anyone's vocabulary at this point.

AnYwAyS, Seraphina gets jumped and loses her powers. Everything is going to sh*t. Life is no longer very fun. After losing her powers, Seraphina makes friends with other low-tiers and ends up showing up at my dorm at random intervals for 'training' with my very nice roommate, Evie.

Thus is the start of a new friendship.

School keeps going on and I bug Isen about John. I find out that John was King at his old school and ended up beating everyone there half to death. After all this time, it was absolutely amazing to discover that all his talks about being powerless and formerly homeschooled were all lies.

As I said, life is no longer very fun.

Still, life isn't so bad...at least I have frozen pizza and eggs. (Kudos to you if you know what that's from.)