Incorrect quotes pt1

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Jasmine: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something

James: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago

Jasmine: I did that on purpose, try again...

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Opal: Oh! So suddenly you don't have a death wish?????

Lucian: I never had a death wish, it's just I don't believe that I personally even can die.

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Onyx: Come with me

Salem: Uh, no. I'm never doing anything blindly with you again. I learned that at the Mexican border, twice.

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Opal: Please stop

Lucian: Stop what?

Opal: *waves vaguely*

Lucian: You just gestured to all of me

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Salem: Lucian, you've got a lot to offer a partner. You're funny, you're smart-

James: you're creative, you've got style-

Opal:

Opal: Oh, did you want me to say something?

Opal: You have hair. Your name is Lucian.

Lucian: Thanks Opal

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Rain: sleep is for the weak

Rain: *hands are shaking*

Rain: *can hear colors*

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James: Hey!! I got Onyx to use a heart emoji!!!!

Roziveil: of course it would be you

Roziveil: wait

Roziveil: is Onyx okay??

James: of course he is!!!!

Roziveil: ..................

James:

Roziveil:

James: shoot you're right. He's  probably dying

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Lucian: Hey, did it hurt?

Salem: what?

Lucian: When you fell from heaven?

Salem:

Salem: did you just call me Satan?

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Salem: who the fuck-

Roziveil: language.

Salem: whom the fuck-

Roziveil: no.

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Onyx: your average pineapple, peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46 oz.

Onyx: meaning a single pineapple won't generally fill up a whole can perfectly which also means when you eat a pineapple from a can someone somewhere else has the rest of that same pineapple.

Onyx: which means you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.

Greylin: how much sleep are you getting?

Onyx: not enough my dude.

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Greylin: and if you would please look to the left you'll see this asshole *points to Jasmine*

Jasmine: *glares*

Greylin: I love that piece of shit.

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Opal: that's a dangerous look

Onyx (innocently): what look?

Opal: the look that means you got an idea

Onyx: I didn't get an idea. I got a GREAT idea!!

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Jasmine: *loses James in a crowd*

Jasmine: good

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James: *walks into a room* did you know that it takes 7 seconds to completely swallow something?

Roziveil: did you know that you worry me sometimes?

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Roziveil: just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you

Lucian: you won't have to. I'll escape, we both know this.

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Salem: how sure are you?

Greylin: 7-8%

Onyx: we've gone on way less..

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 28, 2020 ⏰

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