MHA oneshots

Big mistake, buddy! (so many ships its hard to keep count)

(a/n: so the ships are! KiriBaku, EraserMic, Iida x Sero

Mina's POV:

its's friday and the bell just rang, dismissing us from classes! i run over to bakugo's desk and start talking to him
"hey baku!!" i say excitedly
"what do you want pinky" he says with an eye roll.
"aww come on blasty!! you know you love me!"
he tchs in response
"what are you doing tonight??" i ask, knowing he doesnt mean it
"i was just gonna hang with e- k- shitty hair!! in my room."
i whisper quietly to him.
"are you and ei dating? i wont tell anyone if you really dont want me to"
he looks to the front of the classroom and nods once while talking
"why do you want to know anyways, pinky?"
i smile softly, happy my childhood bestie has finally found a man.
"meet me at my room and 5 since i know you go to bed at 8:30"
he sighs.
"tell ei!" i exclaim and am about to stand up from my crouching position when i feel a small hand fondling my boob
i screech.
"BAKUSQUAD! CODE PURPLE I REPEAT CODE FUCKING PURPLE!!"
immediately i see some of seros tape shoot towards me and wrap up the little purple freak. ei runs over to me and pulls me into a hug. i see him shoot bakugo an apologetic look before kissing my forehead and stroking my arm. bakugo gets up and goes to help the rest. the purple perv is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, kaminari is occasionally zapping him in the face and i can see him shaking from the shock every time. Mr aizawa is just stood at his desk, watching and sipping his coffee.
"Mr Aizawa! why are-" he shudders violently, getting shocked again
"why arwnt you doing anything??!" he exclaims.
"because you deserve it" mr aizawa says dryly, he then comes over to me and sits down next to me and ei.
"are you okay, ashido? bakugo told me what that means."
"what what means, sir?"
" 'code purple' "
i make an 'ooooh' face
"ill be okay, im just sick of him."

Bakugo POV:
after pinky starts talking to aizawa i get up, getting sick of seeing my boyfriend cradling her. granted, she is the only person who knows im with him. pretty much everyone has left the classroom now since its the end of school except my idiots and all the girls. i grab hold of the tape and lift him up, so he is head hight to me.
"ever touch one of MY idiots again and i will end you. got that?" i growl at him. i fucking hate it when anything bad happens to them. theyve turned me soft. to be honest i care about my whole class but id never let anyone know that. i then sit back down at my desk.
"hey bakubro, why didnt you do anything to him?" eiji's voice.. whyd he call me bro- oh yeah nobody knows.
"hell get whats coming to him from me. we just cant be inside when he does" i snarl, dropping my head into my arms. i untuck the locket i wear from my shirt and open it, looking at the picture of me and eiji. it was taken on our first date. i hear someone come up behind me and snap it shut.
"dude are you wearing a necklace?" dunce face asks. i roll my eyes and dont answer him, discreetly tucking it into my shirt. my eyes quickly dart over to eiji who is blushing a light pink. i smile.
"dude what since when can you smile?!"
i think back to what eiji said not long after us getting together

~~~flashback~~~

"hey, so uh i dont care when we tell people. whenever youre ready just do it, you dont need to ask."

~~~end flashback~~~

"since i got a boyfriend, pika" i say, the small smile still on my face
"bro who??!" pikachu and soy sauce say at the same time.
i look over to eiji without moving my head and he gives a tiny nod, almost unnoticeable.
"take a wild guess"
"uhmmmmmm is it midoriya??" soy sauce says
"no you idiot!" i say and grab eiji's arm, pulling him up next to me. he luckily expected this so had not long stopped hugging pinky.
i gesture to him.
pikachu and soy sauce look at me confused. i sigh and face palm. i then pull him into a short kiss and blush, sitting back down at my desk.
"wait kiri youre gAY?!" they both say, excited
he nods
"no wayy!!" pikachu says, excited
"im lesbian" pinky says and i smile again.
"im trans" pika says quietly
i roll my eyes and stand up, hugging him. hes surprised at first but hugs back. i whisper in his ear-
"mtf or ftm?"
he taps my back twice, indicating the second option. i pull away from the hug and sit on the floor next to eiji.
"im mtf..." we hear a small whisper from the other side of the classroom. i look up and see- jiro?
"well damn, didnt expect that. welcome to the club" i tell her.
"speaking of trans im nonbinary" sero says.
"well damn is there a single straight person in this class?" i say with a laugh
"yeah me." the grape says
"ew i forgot thats there."
"honestly bakugo i dont know. not even your teacher is straight" i hear a tired voice from behind me and i burst out laughing
"w-wait aizawa youre g-gay?" i struggle out through my laughs.
i feel everyone staring at me and i realise whats happening. i quickly stop laughing and hide in eiji's shoulder
"eiji make them stop laughing at me" i whisper loud enough for only him to hear.