MHA oneshots

its too fucking cold (ShigaDabi)

Shigaraki:

i sigh as i pull off my cropped hoodie and pull out a normal one. i had just been shouted for food.
"yeah yeah im fucking coming shitface now fuck off!" i shout as dabi knocks on my door telling me its food
he walks in
"what the fuck bastard im changing?!" i scream and kick the cropped hoodie under my bed, holding the hoodie to my chest.
"kurogiri made me come up here to make sure youre coming."
"yeah well i am so piss off!" i pull the hoodie over my head
"whatd you kick under the bed?"
"none of your damn buisness, staples"
i grab my cardboard box of feminine clothes, making sure its shut, and shove it under and to the back.
"whats in there?"
"a dead body." i answer completely seriously. i soon break and laugh
"no, im not telling you but its not a dead body"
"aight"
he walks out and i follow, shutting my door.

Dabi POV:

he didnt shut his door properly. perfect.
i make a mental note to sneak out while hes still eating to see whats in the box.

"hey mamagiri" i say with a laugh
"hi kurogiri" he says and i roll my eyes
"whats for the eats" i ask
"pizza, Twice ordered it" kurogiri answers
"yeah i did! no i didnt" twice shouts in and i laugh softly.
"thanks jin"

we sit in the living room and eat, watching whatever comes on the TV.

~~~time skip: 10 minutes~~~

"i need to pee" i announce and stand up, luckily the bathroom is on the way to shiggys room.
i walk swiftly and go in, pulling out the box.
i open it to see-
crop tops?
leggings?
heels?
he must be either femboy or keeping stuff for toga. they dont look very toga style, so the first option it must be.
i shove it back under and run out of his room, to the bathroom.
i swiftly do my buisness and flush, washing my hands.

"your favourite bitch is back" i announce and pretend to flip my hair
"hey dabi~kun!" toga says
" 'dabi~kun', really toga? just give me an insulting nickname like shiggy does" i say with a laugh
"but i dont wanna insult you dabi!!!!!!!" she exclaims
"okok calm it crazy" i say and ruffle her hair slightly
"hey!!! dont do that dabi!"
"k. is there any pizza left?"
"yeah, a little cheese and a little pepperoni" kurogiri and answers and i take a piece of cheese, taking a bite.

i lean closer to shiggy-
"hey" i whisper
"hey?" he whispers back
"are you femboy?" i ask, getting straight to the point
"you fucking went through my room?!" he shouts, angry
"argh im gonna kill you!!" he shouts.
he lunges his hand at me but luckily kurogiri opens a portal thingy so he doesnt touch me.
"thanks mamagiri" i state and go back to my slice of pizza, before leaving the living room and going up to my room.

i sigh and pull off my tshirt and trousers, putting on a pair of shorts without a shirt.
i go into my bathroom and pull out the scar cream, applying a little to my face scars.
i hiss at the burn, my eyes 'watering' a little.

"patches, you okay in there?" i hear shiggy through the door
i cough slightly "im fine" i say, my voice trembling
"now tell the truth"
"i- i am"
"no youre not, you sound like youre in pain"
"im not im fine.."
"im coming in, i hope youre not naked"
he opens the door slowly.
i quickly fumble to put the scar cream away but fail miserably.
"what are you doing in here?" he asks, seeing me shirtless

i sigh and motion to my scars.
"burns.. i need to keep them healthy as possible or the skin will fall off.."
"ok" he says and leans against the doorframe
"what, creep? you gonna stand there and watch?"
"yep"
i sigh and continue applying it to my face, hissing in pain every time i press down a little too hard.
"if youre gonna stand there creep at least help" i say and toss him the pot, turning my back to him and sinking to my knees.
"how am i supposed to-?"
"youve got one of your fingers bandaged right?"
"yeah"
"so dont worry about it"
"how much?"
"you dont need much, just enough to lightly coat your fingers.. just- dont rub it in too hard and dont comment on the texture of my skin i know its gross"
"ok"
after a few seconds i feel his cool fingers against my back.
i relax slightly at his touch
"thanks creep.. by the way, at dinner, i wasnt judging you i just wanted to know"
i hear him sigh
"fine, yes i am. but nobody knows and nobody will know."
"ok.."
i feel his fingers go over my shoulders and i flinch slightly, hissing from the pain
"sorry i didnt meant to"
"i-its ok my shoulders are the most sensitive part anyways"

after another 5 minutes, he turns me around and does my chest, too.

"y-you dont have to i can reach my chest-"
"shut it patches, i want to"
the healthy part of my face turns a bright red- i can see myself in the mirror.
"you good, staples?"
"y-yeah im ok" i mumble and he nods, finishing up.

"alright y-you can wash your hands and go if you like..."
he washes his hands and i sigh, getting up and walking through to my room.
"thanks creep.." i say as he walks out
i sit on my bad and watch out of the window, waiting for the cream to soak in.

i watch as snow starts to fall from the dark winter sky.

"fuck it" i whisper, and get up, walking to kurogiri's room
"kurogiri, im going outside ill be back soon"

i walk downstairs in my shorts, and leave the bass. making sure i have my phone, i go outside.

i sit on the pavement and look up, letting the snow hit my face.

Shigaraki POV:

i take the bandages off of my fingers and wrap myself in my blanket.
im in booty shorts and a huge tshirt.
i growl as i accidentally put all fingers down on the only blanket i own.

i hear the door slam, and i text dabi

Me: hey patches is that you
Dabi❤️: yeah i was outside, im the one who came in
Me: ok.

i then hear his door shut.

i sigh, now freezing.
i curl up on the bed full of dust, trying to preserve as much body heat as possible.

~~~time skip: 2 hours~~~

i growl and search around in my drawer for my artists gloves.
"gotcha!" i exclaim quietly and carefully pull them on.
they only cover two fingers, so i can touch everything with them on.

i sigh as i go down to dabi's room.
i knock twice.
"dabi? you in there?"
he opens the door and walks back into his room
"what do you want?" he asks
"i- uhm..." i facepalm
"i accidentally disintegrated my blanket a-and i thought you might have a spare"
"nope"
he gets in bed, and i go to turn and leave
"where are you going?"
"back to my room..?"
"to sleep in dust? no, come get in with me" he says and i turn back to him
"you sure...?"
"mhm cmon, my bed is warm, im always warm, i can make myself warmer."
i slowly go over to his bed and climb in next to him.
i place my hands against his chest- he wasnt lying. hes so warm!
"shig- shig what are you doing?!" he asks
"calm down, patches. ive got my gloves on."
he lets a deep breath out and i smile
i cuddle into his chest and he wraps his arms around me.
"thanks for letting me stay, dabi"
"no problem"

"so, you know one of my secrets... what's yours?"
"uhh.... im Touya Todoroki"
"what?! youre the missing todoroki kid?!"
he nods and scoots away from me, pulling his hair apart to show his white roots
"the old man is the reason for these burns." he says and i hug him tightly
"fuck endeavour. were going after him when all might is dead."

"thanks creep.. so why'd you come to me not toga?"
"i dont know, i thought if you had a spare blanket itd be warmer.."
"why do you need it to be warmer?"
"its so cold!"
"fair"

"im too hot, get out" dabi says and pushes me out with a laugh

"no way! its too fucking cold!" i say and get back in, latching onto him

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1458 words, i have another ShigaDabi oneshot on the way