Ladies And Gentlemen, in your lifetime, you may come across the tribe of weird dog people. These odd people can be recognized by their tendency to dress their dogs in 'cute' sweaters, dresses, and hats; talk in weird voices, using the words that their dogs supposedly would say like they are some weird birth child of the telepath Professor Charles Xavier and Mr. Caesar Mulan the Dog Whisperer; and their uncanny relief that their dogs actually enjoy this awkward, unearthly sort of behavior. Dear reader, this is my warning to you. Stay away but the biggest danger will come from those who actually say they are their dog's 'Mommy' or 'Daddy' or push them around in little strollers. Dear reader, if you come cross these people, run, reader, run!
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Luna's Guide To Surviving the 21st Century
MizahI just thought I'd try my hand at a comedy and granted, some of these were written by me some time ago but I'll be adding new ones. Enjoy!
