Welcome to North’s mind. Yes North’s mind. Markus is out getting groceries mostly thirium soda, of course because… North. You probably think that she wants her “friends” to come over and hang out. NOPE BECAUSE NORTH IS LIVING LIFE RIGHT NOW! In her room sleeping. All she wants to do is sleep, yes! So there she was sleeping in her bed hugging Blue, until there was a rhythmic knock on the door. Dammit, social interaction with strangers, prepare to sock them in the mouth if they try to kidnap me. North rolled out of bed like a queen, and walked downstairs he fists ready for a fight. She opened the door a crack to see, Alice? She’s with Kara and Chloe? AHH- oh wait it’s just some people I know.
“I’m kinda busy right now,” North mumbled as she try to close the door. Alice stopped it with her little foot, what is she a ninja android?
“Princess tea party,” Alice stated as she opened the door fully. North could now see Kara and Chloe’s face, they look like they just had red ice.
“Uh, what?” North questioned. A princess tea party, RA9… what is this kid ninja going to do?
“PRINCESS TEA PARTY!” Alice screamed as she pushed North out the way pulling Kara and Chloe with her.
“GUYS GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!” North demanded as she pointed at the front door.
“We can’t, or she’ll take away our phones,” Kara replied. Kara…. You’re the parent, but I don’t want my phone taken away because of them, what else an I use to buy thirium soda, because actually going to the store, is crazy talk. Also why in the name of RA9 is Chloe doing here?
“Okay? Also why is Chloe here?” North asked as she pointed at her. Alice smiled creepily then said.
“You’ll know later.” Okay this kid is crazy, KARA, WHAT DID YOU TEACH HER!? Alice dragged the three of us to the table and set up the tea party. “Put these on!” Alice said as she gave us… dresses? HELL NO! I’M NOT WEARING A DRESS, SORRY BUT NORTH IS NOT A PRINCESS!
“There's no way in hell I’m wearing a dress!” North replied as she pushed the blue dress away. Alice started to cry…, brat.
“DON’T MAKE THE CINNAMON ROLL CRY YOU DEMON!” Kara screamed as she grabbed Alice tightly.
“What’s a cinnamon roll?” Chloe asked confused. Wow, just like the innocent Connor. Oh my RA9 if she keeps crying and screaming I WILL-
“OKAY I’LL WEAR IT!” North yelled as she snatched the blue dress out of Alice’s hands. Alice immediately stopped crying and smiled widely. The three androids put on their dresses over their clothes. You all know that North is wearing the blue dress, Chloe was wearing a pink dress and Kara was wearing a yellow dress. I want to die. Alice was wearing a poofy white dress with a tiara and wand, now a fairy princess, how come she has a better outfit than us? They sat down on the chairs with small child size cups, plates and a teapot.
“Thank you for coming to the princess meeting,” Alice greeted as she stood up on the chair waving her wand. A meeting, I thought this was a party.
“It’s wonderful to be here,” Kara said high pitched, what is she a mouse?
“Yes, and why are we here princess Alice?” Chloe questioned. Alice cleared her throat and replied.
“We’re at war.”
What in the what now?
“War?” we all said shocked. Alice laid out a map.
“We’re at war with the princes of Walmart!” Alice announced. The princes of Walmart, isn’t that a grocery store?
“Whatever do we do?” Kara asked distressed. Hopefully Kara doesn’t think this is real and really is just playing along.
“We have to kill them!” Alice said. Okay killing,yes, but I THOUGHT THIS WAS A TEA PARTY!?
“Kill them, princess Alice is that a good idea?” Chloe questioned.
“DON’T EVER DOUBT ME!” Alice screamed in Chloe’s face while whacking her in the head with her wand. What the actual hell is going on? “DRINK YOUR TEA!” Alice demanded. Tea, you mean the air inside of the cups, if that’s tea then humans are breathing in tea everyday. They all took a sip of tea, or air. “How’s your tea princess North?” Alice asked.
“You mean my air?” North replied.
“WHAT WAS THAT!?”
“I mean, it’s great.”
“WHERE ARE YOU ALICE!?” roared… Luther? Luther, Connor and Markus barged in through the front door and stomped up to Alice. They were wearing a ridiculous prince outfit. OH MY RA9, THIS IS TOO GOOD!
“H-Hi Connor,” Chloe said nervously. Connor turned his head to her and smiled. When Markus saw North he was blushing so hard, aw Markus is blushing, BUT HE’S SEEING ME IN A DRESS!
“THE PRINCES OF WALMART ARE HERE, ATTACK!” Alice demanded.
“ALICE GET DOWN FROM THE TABLE!” Luther ordered her. Alice reluctantly got down from the table. “WE’RE GOING HOME!” Luther grabbed Alice and Kara’s hand and walked out. Before they went Kara mouthed thank you to Luther, oh good she was just playing along.
“I-I can take you home,” Connor offered as he took Chloe’s hand. Both of them blushed and left. Now it’s just North and Markus.
“What the hell just happened?” Markus asked as he sat next to North.
“A princess tea party,” North mumbled as she rubbed her head. “I need a thirium soda.”
“Here,” Markus said as he took the soda out of the walmart bag and gave it to North. FINALLY MY PRECIOUS! “Also, you look really b-beautiful in a dress,” Markus complimented while blushing hardcore.
“And you’re really cute when you blush!”
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Thirium Soda
Romance"North is there anything else you want to say?" "Uh..., I love you?" "What no, well I love you too what I was expecting was a thank you North." "Oh yeah thanks. That girl puts thirium soda first than manners.
