Soudam + co. as things I heard in school

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*slams head off edge of the desk*
anyways, welcome to whatever this is going to be, i don't have any motivation so this is what will be happening.

Souda to Tanaka: I'm putting bacon on Alcatraz

Souda: I said I was sorry!
Tanaka: You can run from me but you can't run from your sins...

Souda: Pigeons are like ducks but more annoying
Hinata: And geese are the superior species.

Tanaka: I am ready for my daily mental breakdown

Souda to Tanaka: He's white! He's ITALIAN!

Tanaka to Souda: So you if you do that enough, you'll go to space.

Nidai to Souda: Why are you talking about Big Bird genitalia?

Tanaka: So when my wicca family, with multiple moms....

that's it. i'll gain inspiration soon but take this for now.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 17, 2020 ⏰

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