Davey's Birthday Headcanons
(Davey and Darcy)
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Darvy my boys
We all love them
Anyway Davey’s birthday
Darcy’s favorite day of the year
This boy
He goes all out
Balloons, cake, tons of presents, all the things
Darcy actually got Davey to sleep for once
So Darcy gets up super early just to make breakfast for Davey
Maya also helps him because she is the best
He also got Davey’s favorite milkshake from the diner where they had their first date
But he also gets Davey some iced coffee
Because this boy needs his caffeine
So when Davey wakes up
Darcy brings in the food and milkshake and coffee
There is so much food my goodness
Anyway so
Darcy has Davey open two presents after breakfast
Davey thought those were the only presents and internally thanked god
Spoiler alert they weren’t but we’ll get into that later
ANYWAY
The first present was a hoodie
Now since Davey is taller than Darcy, he can’t really wear Darcy’s hoodies so Darcy likes getting hoodies in Davey’s size and spraying his cologne on them
Or he wears them for awhile before giving them to Davey
So that was Davey’s first present
And the second one was a pair of slippers
Don’t ask why he just thought it’d be a nice gift
So then Darcy is like alright ready to go ice skating
“I’m sorry wHAT”
“You heard me. Now put on your hoodie and get dressed”
My poor boy
He was so against it
And then they got on the ice and he realized he was really good at it
Darcy however
My other poor boy
HE THOT HE COULD
He could not
So it gave Davey an excuse to hold his hand
Even though he didn’t need one but ya know
Darcy is a god awful ice skater and should just stick to sitting on top of basketball hoops
So anyway
I need to stop saying that but whatever
So after their done Darcy probably fell and hurt his back because that poor boy will never stop having back problems please god give him a break
So after that Darcy takes him to lunch at the diner they went on their first date on
It's their favorite place leave them alone
Tater tots and milkshakes that’s all they order
I swear
Right so
After that they go to a park just to hang out for awhile
They lay down on a grass hill
Their just talking and laying there
Right and so then Davey just laughs
No reason he just laughs
Darcy is like what?? the?? Fu-
He gets tackled by Davey who is still laughing
They started rolling down the hill
Their both laughing and loving life
It's adorable
So eventually they decided to head back to Darcy’s place
And like Davey knows something’s happening but like
Oh he wasn’t ready
“ITS BRITNEY BITCH”
Everyone jumps out dressed as ninjas
But
But they yell the Britney thing
Davey almost has a heart attack
“when I said surprise me I DIDN’T MEAN THIS”
“i’m overDRAMATIC OKAY?”
God I love these boys
“I hope you like it though because it took a lot of convincing and money to assure that Race didn’t dress up like Shakira”
Everyone changes out of ninja clothes because they just said no
Eventually Davey is forced to open presents
He insisted no one get him anything
He knew they wouldn’t listen
So he opens them and just like
He loves his friends so much
They love him just as much if not more
He’s the best I’m telling you
Les filming Davey’s reaction to the card he got him
“Happy birthday Raven god dammit Les”
“Oooh Davey said a potty word” -Maya
Les is smiling so much
Darcy high fives him and hands him five bucks and Brendon Disco (Darcy’s lizard)
“DARCY THERE’S SEVEN HERE THAT SAY THEY’RE FROM YOU”
