Hp one shots

𝚃.𝚁𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

Warning: google translate was used
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F/b = favourite book
Y/h = your house

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"Y/n, you don't have a date, I don't have a date. Let's go." "I didn't answer Riddle." "What's your point?" But before I could answer Dolohov chimes in.

"I have a date." "Wayyyyyyeeee..." the boys teased. "Awwwe the poor girl who is it? I'll make sure to send her a care package."y/n mocked. "You're just mean," Tom said, smirking. "Says the guy who set a basilisk on a-" "will you shut up!" Tom glared, putting his hand over y/n's mouth. The girl giggled at his worried face.

"Anyway, y/n, you were saying?" Lestrange asked. "Well-" "by the way if you say no to Tom you can come as my date." Lestrange winked. Riddle glared at Lestrange "No. As I was saying. I already have a date Riddle I'm sorry." Y/n said smirking and the boys who were looking at her wide-eyed. "WhAt?" They all yelled astonished. "So no Tom and Lestrange I will not go with you." Y/n said, turning back to their homework.

"Who?" Abraxas asked, smirking. "Nanya." "Nanya who?" "Nanya business" Abraxas sighed exasperatingly. "Y/N!" A figure yelled running toward them. "LYRA!" She yelled back mockingly. "Let's GO! We're going to be late!" She scolded. "For?" "For our fittings in Hogsmeade! Remember?" Lyra said in an 'obviously' tone. "Ugggghhhhhhh I don't want tooooooo." The girl groaned. "Well, we have to go anyway. So have fun y/n." Tom smirked. He knew y/n hated shopping if it didn't involve food. The boys gathered their stuff and walked to the castle. "NOOOO! DONT LEAVE ME!"
Y/n begged. "NON! LESTRANGE NE LAISSEZ PAS SANS MOI!" (𝙽𝙾 𝙻𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙼𝙴!) Y/n screamed to her cousin. "Au revoir y/n, amusez-vous à faire du shopping!" (𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚢𝚎 𝚢/𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐!) The boy chuckled. "RIDDLE!" "Yes?" Tom grinned at the girl lying on the ground. "ɪ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ! ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ!" The girl signed. Riddle sighed and signed back: "ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜs sᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ʜᴇʟᴘ?" He smirked when y/n glared at him.

"What are they saying?" Lyra asked Malfoy. "Not sure. For all we know they could be verbally fucking each other. sex signing." He and Lyra giggled. Y/n and Tom turned to the giggling pair and glared at them. "You could be! we don't know." Avery smiled falsely. "Bye y/n." Tom drawled, walking away and up the hill towards the castle, the Knights trailing behind him. "houe stupide ne sait pas de la merde. comment osait-il me laisser ici le baiseur" (𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝. 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛.) the girl grumbled. Lestrange obviously heard since he started bursting out laughing.

"What's so funny Lestrange?" Tom scowled, turning to the giggling boy. "Nothing Tom. Nothing." Tom glared at Lestrange. "devrais-je lui dire?" (𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚒𝚖?) Lestrange looked at y/n, grinning. "You wouldn't." "je voudrais." (𝚒 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍) Y/n's eyes went wide. "Tom, basically, what y/n said was-"

"Tom!" Slughorn greeted bouncing down the green mounds of grass towards the group. "Professor." The boys greeted, each with a smile plastered to their faces. Tom moved his hands behind his back. "ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴡ." Y/n chuckled at him, but when Tom turned to her she shrugged and left towards Hogsmeade with the other girls. What. A. bitch.