[7] Drunk Texts!

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A/N - Honestly speaking - this is a very short chapter! It's basically a filler but I wrote it ages ago, so, I thought - "uk what let's post this too" - soooooooo, here it is!!

PS: I feel like these memes are like the 'ultimate truth' or something - l m f a o.

Y – Your text

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Newt:

N: HEYYYYYYYYYyyy [Y/n]!!!! <<<<<<<<<<<333333333333

Y: Hey Newt?

N: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING!????????

Y: Yeah sure babe.

N: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOUUUUOOOOOO!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHH <<3333

Y: Aww... I love you too babe

N: YOU ARE MYYYYYYYY LIFELINEEEE. I loveeeeeeeeeeee yoiiiiiii

Y: Alright? Are you drunk Newtie?

N: WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAT? NOOOOOOOOO! Why woulsd you thinj thst? bdwuig

Y: Okay you are definitely drunk. Where are you? I am coming to pick you up.

N: NOOOOOOOOOO I am havijg soooooo much fun with tommy abd minho!

Y: Okay, yup I am coming. See you in five minutes.

N: OhHH can tell you somethinf else TOOO???

Y: Yup.

N: I WAS LYTINGGGGGGGGG. I AM DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Y: Yes. That's my cue to come pick you up.

N: SEEEE yayayayaya!


Minho:

M: [y/nnnnnnnnnnnn]!!!!!!

Y: Yup babe.

M: CAN I TELL YOU SOETHING SOOOPPER IMAPORTANT?!!????

Y: Okay? What's up with you?

M: Nohing's up with me! SO I WAS SAYyING THAT IFF WE EVER HAVE A DAUGHTER WE WILL NAME HER ---- LIZARD!

Y: Okay, wtf?

M: THENNNNNNnnn everyone wold call her 'liz' as a pet name and thn when she will meet someoneeee new, they would aks her 'is it short for elizabeth?' AND SHE WILL SAYYYYYY 'NAHHHHH< ITS SHORT FOR LIZARD!' How awesome is that?!!

Y: umm.. Min are you drunk?

M: WHATtt NOOO! Who tolf you, thomss or newtiiee? Those traitorsssssssss!

Y: Oky yeah you are drunk. I am coming to pick u up rn. Where u at?

M: ATTttttttttt a LITTTTT bar!!!!!!!!

Y: Yup, that was super helpful. I am coming to pick you up from the 'lit bar'

M: OKKKKKKKKKKKKAYyyyyyyyyy <33333 I luvv yaa!


Thomas:

Y: Thomas why aren't you picking up my calls?

T: ohhhhhh Minho dared ,mee to not pickup yiur phine callllllllllll!

Y: okay? Where are you anyways?

T: WITHHHHHHHH MINHOEEEEEEEE ANDDDD NEwTTT ANDD EYEBROWSS!

Y: Are you drunk?

T: NUHH –uh, Nope nope nope nope noep nope.

Y: Okay??

T: Alsoooooo baby can I say 2 wrds to you??

Y: Yes babe.

T: I LOVEEEEEE UUUU

Y: .....that was three words???

T: Nope, cause U and I are one!

Y: I wanna punch you but that was effing smooth. But I am coming to pick u up, alright?

T: NOoooooooooooosus! I will miss my brosssss.

Y: Okay, yeah I am definitely coming now.


Gally:

G: Saaaaaailllllllllooooooooorrrr y/nnn!!!!

Y: Gall?

G: I miss youuuuu soooo much!

Y: Babe aren't you with the boys- Thomas and all?

G: yeah I am but I misss you, you are so shucking cute, like I wanba cuddle with you all day looooooooong, you are like tthe stars to my moon!

Y: Are you alright? Are you drunk?

G: Doesn't matttttterrrr, I love yoi soooOO MUCHHH! It's like I Can' t even exlain hoe much you mean to meeee

G: shit how* nott hoe

Y: yup you are drunk, though I do like this version of you!

G: BABY DO YOU WANS ME TO BUY U A TEDDY BEAR?!!

Y: Nope, I am good, thanks! Also I am coming to pick up you rn before you go and write your love for me on a wall or something.

G: THAT SOINDSSS AWESOMEEEEEE< I WOULD DO THATT RN!!!!!!

Y: Shit, shouldn't have said that. I am coming rn, stay with the boys!!

G: OKkat! LOIVE YOU!

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Sorry that it was so shucking short BUTTTTT Cute or nah?

Tell me whatcha felt! Peace out chickalitas!

Xoxo - The awesomest people you have ever met!

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