Hurt me once //Deh and Bmc One-shots

Idk you yet // Kleinsen

A/n: I'm sorry I didn't update the past days but I promise I'll try to cover that up :(
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YourlocalBathbomb: Oi

Evanlovestrees: Do I know you?

YourlocalBathbomb: Yeah but I won't tell you

Evanlovestrees: Why?

YourlocalBathbomb: Because you hate me irl

Evanlovestrees: I sure don't

YourlocalBathbomb: You defo do, I'm a rude bitch

Evanlovestrees: Uh many people are rude? I mean it's high school

YourlocalBathbomb: Whatever, whatcha doin?

Evanlovestrees: Talking with my plants :D

YourlocalBathbomb: Okay I'm out
YourlocalBathbomb: I'll talk to my bathbombs now

Evanlovestrees: Oh :(

YourlocalBathbomb: Omfg I was joking, don't you have a sense of humour Evan?

Evanlovestrees: How do you know my name?!

YourlocalBathbomb: It's in your username-

Evanlovestrees: Oh, right

YourlocalBathbomb: D u m b a s s
YourlocalBathbomb: That's a compliment :)

Evanlovestrees: Thanks I hate it

YourlocalBathbomb: Sooo, how's life?

Evanlovestrees: I don't really have loads of friends so idk

YourlocalBathbomb: But you have some?

Evanlovestrees: Yeah
Evanlovestrees: Well not really, I mean I'd count it in but he wouldn't

YourlocalBathbomb: 'he' doesn't explain much

Evanlovestrees: Oh right, Jared from my school
Evanlovestrees: You probably don't know him

YourlocalBathbomb: Nope, never heard of him >:)
YourlocalBathbomb: What's he doing I'm sO confused

Evanlovestrees: Oh well he's mostly just joking and making fun of some stuff which aren't supposed to be a joke but it's okay because it's his humour so eh

YourlocalBathbomb: That's not what I meant but okay-

Evanlovestrees: Sorry

YourlocalBathbomb: for wHAT

Evanlovestrees: For understand you the wrong way
Evanlovestrees: It's just that he says we're family friends and not real friends so that's actually it

YourlocalBathbomb: And you never asked why?
YourlocalBathbomb: What are for a person lmao, aren't you noisy bout anything