BLYTHE'S POV
Nakakabwesit yung prof naming panot. Ang sarap ubusin lahat ng buhok niya sa ulo. Argggh! Kala mo naman kung sino. Eh kung ipatanggal ko kaya siya sa university namin? Kainis! Porket kakampi niya si daddy, gaganituhin niya ako? Ito din naman kasing dad ko, hindi daw niya ako kokonsentihin sa mga maling ginagawa ko... like WTF? Buti pa si mommy love na love ang dyosang ako. I'm Ariana Blythe Louisse Zy nga pala, 18 years of age. Grade 12 SHS. We're super rich. Nayayabangan ka? Tsk! Sapakin kita jan eh.
"ARIANA BLYTHE LOUISSE ZY, KANINA PA KITA TINATAWAG. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?" sigaw ng panot kong professor.
"Stop shouting! I'm not deaf old man. Psh!"
Sarap ubusin lahat ng buhok mo panot! May pasigaw sigaw kapa? Eh ambaho ng hininga mo. Di uso toothbrush sayo? Ew!
"ABA! SINASAGOT SAGOT MOKO? GUSTO MO BA SABIHIN KO NANAMAN TO SA DADDY MO?"
"Go on! I don't effin' care."
"BASTOS KA TALAGANG BATA KA! TO GUIDANCE OFFICE NOOOOW!!!
nye nye nye
"Sure."
"ABAAAAA!"
"Astig talaga tong si Ariana, kaya ko yan crush eh." sabi nung kaklase kong lalaki.
"Crush ka ba?" asar ng isa niyang kaibigan.
Pfffft! Nice one dude.
"NYAY BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Kawawa ka naman tol." asar din nung isa.
Cool! :D
"MGA GAGOOO!" sagot nung kaklase kong lalaki na nagsabing crush niya ako. HAHAHA LT!
"TUMAHIMIK KAYONG LAHAT! MS. ZY BEFORE YOU LEAVE, ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST."
"No problem."
"HAMBOG!"
"Dami mong satsat. Just ask me!"
Pinanlakihan niya pa ako ng mata bago niya tiningnan yung tanong. Stupid motherfucker!
"Enumerate the 10 Roles of a Social Worker"
"The 10 Roles of a Social Worker are Advocate, Counselor, Mediator, Researcher, Educator, Case Manager, Community Change Agent, Facilitator, Broker, and Manager."
*Claps*
Pumalakpak naman mga kaklase ko.
"Sana all matalino."
"Galing!"
"Penge kamiiiii kahit konting talino."
"WHOAAAAA!!!!"
Noisy people.
"Paano mo nalaman yan, Ariana? Eh, hindi pa naman diniscuss ni prof yan? Diba?" tanong ng isa kong kaklaseng babae.
"Oo nga no?" pagsang-ayon naman nung isa.
Uso mag advance reading gurl. Duhh!
"QUIEETT!" saway ni panot sa mga kaklase ko.
"Define Case Manager."
"Case manager locates services and assists their clients to access those services. Case management is especially important for complex situations and for those who are homeless or elderly, have chronic physical or mental health issues, are disabled, victims of domestic or other violent crimes or are vulnerable children." sagot ko.
*Silence*
Na speechless ang mga buset, even our professor.
"E-hemm! You can go to Guidance Office now, Ms. Zy."
Bilib kana naman? Pfft!
Umalis na agad ako pagkasabi niya nun. Bastos ako eh! Paki niyo ba?
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