Clois: He is it For Me

Competition

(Next morning Clark was in the kitchen with his parents and Lois, explaining the Alicia situation)

Jonathan: "So they just let Alicia out of Belle Reve?"

Clark: "She says the doctors released her. I'm not sure if it's true but her bracelet does have lead in it. I couldn't see through it."

Jonathan: "So her bracelet has lead that doesn't prove everything. Clark are you forgetting what she did last year? Alicia belongs in an institution."

Clark: "What do you think, Lois?"

(Lois had been uncharacteristically silent till now)

(She cleared her throat nervously)

Lois: "Sounds to me like Blondie's still obsessed with ya, Smallville. I mean she's showing up in your loft, watching you ice skate..I think it'd be best to steer clear..and I'm not just saying that because I don't want the competition."

Clark: "She's not competition, Lois. We only went on one real date before things got out of hand. I mean she was decorating my locker with pictures of herself and.."

Lois: "You know what? I don't need her measurements! I think I'm gonna head out for some air. Sure wish I could teleport out of here but hey..I'm just a mere mortal."

(Lois left the house leaving the Kents standing awkwardly in the kitchen)

Martha: "Well..I'm making muffins! Does anyone want some?"

(At Smallville High, The Torch)

(Chloe was working on her computer when Lois came in, clearly upset about something)

Chloe: "Lo? Something you wanna share with the class?"

Lois: "It's probably nothing. I'm overreacting. Okay it is something. Someone actually. Someone trying to rain on the Lois and Clark parade. Not that there'd be a parade for us, I mean that'd be nice but.."

Chloe: "Okay Lois, you need to slow down your parade train and get back to the main topic."

(She sat down next to her cousin)

Chloe: "Tell me what's wrong."

Lois: "Have you heard about this teleporting Baker chick? She just up and walked out of the loony bin like nothing happened. Also there's the matter of her being obsessed with my hot boyfriend. Uh..I mean my bumbling and geeky..I mean not mine but.."

Chloe: "Alicia Baker? She was released from Belle Reve?"

Lois: "Yes that. Let's forget about those other words I said."

Chloe: "Why would they do that? I mean just last year she was.."

Alicia: "Crazy?"

(Alicia walked into the Torch, Lois and Chloe tensed up)

(Alicia looked at Chloe's Wall of Weird and saw the article about her)

Alicia: "Can Any Cell Hold Her? Probably not. So girls..anyone in the mood for a girl's night out? I promise you won't be disappointed."