Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and her Halfbreed Bother

Chapter 1: The Dragon Maid?

F/N: Why do I feel today's going to be weird?

Kobayashi: I don't know, but work's going to be a pain.

I just nodded and started to open the door.

F/N: Well, when is it no-

I said before coming face to face with a massive green dragon, its large yellow eyes piercing into mine as I blinked a couple of times before closing the door promptly. Waiting a couple of seconds, I opened it again to have the large beast still be there.

F/N: Well...

Muttering softly, my eyes widened as a large magical circle appeared before the dragon's maw. Swifty putting an arm in front of my sister, purple light began to glow in my opposite palm...before, in a flash of light, the dragon was gone, replaced by a girl with long orange hair.

???: Ta-dah!

She said with a soft giggle as I and my sister stared at her in bewilderment.

Kobayashi: Um, am I dreaming?

F/N: Nope.

Kobayashi: So, this is real?

F/N: Yup.

Kobayashi: Should we be concerned?

F/N: "Very."

I said before the girl tilted her head slightly, glancing between the two of us before speaking.

???: "Hm? Well, you're funny people; how are you today, Mr. and Ms. Kobayashi?"

F/N: Not sure to be honest.

Kobayashi: What he said.

We said as we kept staring, a million different thoughts running through my mind before being broken out of it by the dragon girl.

???: Well, may I come in?

Kobayashi: Sure, why not.

She said as we both moved aside to let this stranger into our home. The two of us shared a concerned look before I closed the door and followed her. After sitting around the table for a bit, she explained why she was here. Along with that, her name was Tohru.

Kobayashi: So, you're saying we met last night, and we said you could stay with us?

F/N: You sure that's what we said?

Tohru: Yup! You both agreed!

Tohru replied in a chipper tone as my sister lightly rubbed her head.

Kobayashi: And where exactly did we meet?

Tohru: We met in the mountains!

F/N: The mountains...

Muttering to myself, hazy images slowly starting to appear in my mind. I drunkenly walked with my sister up a mountain, a dragon, drinking and talking with this exact person. I groaned and facepalmed a bit, my sister lightly patting my back as she got the memo.

Kobayashi: Damnit, she's right.

Tohru: Exactly! Now I can begin working as your maid right at once!

Tohru exclaimed as I pulled my hand away from my face, locking gazes with the dragon as I spoke.

F/N: That's a no-go. Not trying to be a dragon racist or anything, but we aren't in the market.

I said as her face grew flustered as she struggled to get some words out against my comment.

Tohru: B-but you wouldn't have to pay me!

Kobayashi: Yeah, but that's not the issue here-

However, my sister didn't get to finish as Tohru leaned herself over the table and kept trying to push her point.