hOlY sHiT! tOnY sTaRk?!

???
So steve.. did you eat thor's pop tarts?
i will murder you! he's like a giant man baby and he's throwing a tantrum!

?
sorry who is this?

???
capsicle i will HIT YOU!
It's me, your favourite person ever? you know- tony?

?
sorry i don't know a tony. Wrong number

Tony
steve i will set nat on you.
ITS ME FUCKTARD!
Tony stark? Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist? Iron man?

?
hOlY sHiT!? tOnY sTaRk?!
yea like i'll fall for that -_-
wrong number broski. "tony" just ask someone else for the "steve" persons number

Tony
wait this isn't actually steve?

?
nope.

Tony
OH SHIT! my bad.

?
yeaaa

Tony
soooo what's your name?

?
huh?

Tony
i asked what your name was idiot. Can you nOt rEaD?!

?
ok chile- anyways..
my names peter, what's yours?

Tony
well peter, i've already said my name 😎

Peter
i doubt you are the real tony stark because if you were i would stop breathing *\(^o^)/*

Tony
i'm sorry what? Why would you stop breathing?

Peter
because he's like- aWsOmE!

tony
so you're a fan huh..Better hold your breath.

peter
huh? was that some like attempt to be funny or something? It's not working.

tony

see why i told you to hold your breath 😙
..peter?
hElLOoO
peter?
HELLO
DID YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK?!

peter
no wtf why would i have a heart attack?
ALSO HOLY SHIT!! TONY STARK

tony
because of my good looks? my natural charm? My gorgeous silky hair?
And yes! it is i, tony stark! Genius, billionaire, pl-

peter
ima stop you right there （＾_＾）
wow you're full of yourself!

tony
how did you cut me off mid text? Also RUDE!

peter
1) because i'm a wizard! Duh.😒
2) i'm so sorry Mr.Stark!! i don't know what happened!

tony
1) i doubt that.
2) kid calm down i was joking! it was funny!

peter
i'm offended you don't believe in my wizarding skills Mr stark 😣

Tony
Tony
call me tony. It's quicker to type also that "mR sTaRk" bullshit makes me feel old.

peter
but you ARE old. your like, what? 48?

Tony
THATS NOT OLD KID! HAVE YOU MET THOR?!

peter
-_-
yEa oF cOuRsE iVe mEt a fUckInG gOd tOnY

Tony
oh right i forgot normal people don't live with gods and assassins.

peter
i'm ✨s c a r e d✨
IF I LIVED WITH A FUCKING ASSASSIN I WOULD MAKE SURE TO NEVER PISS THEM OFF!

Tony
good call kid. they're terrifying
i keep calling you kid. you are a kid right?
God i hope not i would feel like a perv if you were a kid.

peter
chile-
I'm 15 but i'm very mature for my age 😌✨
anygays. ArE yOu a pErV tOnY?

tony
*anyWays
and NO IM NOT A PERV

peter
i typed what i typed 😒
and are you sure tony? you ARE the one who texted me first sOo

tony
i-..
i'm not even gonna talk about that spelling anymore-
and it was a wrong number! I was meant to text capsicle but he gave me the wrong number

peter
LMAOOO
stupid fucking dinosaur

(A/N "excuse me! excuse me!)

can't even use a phone properly

tony
..peter..
OAHSVKbsvHha
I LOVE YOU OMG LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING

peter
ik i'm a comedic genius
*bows*
your welcome 😎

tony
ok shit kid it's late you should go to sleep. it's almost midnight and you have school tomorrow.

peter
ugh you sound like my aunt 😒
Tony i thought you were cool (｀_')ゞ

Tony
i'm super cool! I fight aliens for a living! Also your aunt it right! SLEEP

peter
FiNe mOmM

(A/N ew saying "mom" hurts my british soul 😣)

tony
yes i am now your mother.
sleep my child.

peter
that sounded..weird to say the least. But ok? night tony 😎👊

tony
night pete

peter
cmon tony..you cant leave me hangin?

Tony
no.

Peter
pleaseee tony?
for me 🥺

tony
fine.
😎👊
how are you giving me puppy eyes through a fucking phone?

peter
i told you. i'm a wizard 😙
ok anygays i'm off to bed! night!

tony
night kid

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ok so this is my first time writing a chatfic so idk how to do this 😳
if i actually post this tell me what you think lmao