in which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker.
classic right?
(my colleagues and college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone!)
(also was written around 2019, just been updated to delete old social media info s...
Peter was just swinging around town like normal doing one last sweep of the city before going home and sleeping. He looked down an alley and saw a lady with her hand over a young boys mouth, a knife touching his stomach and his back pressed against a wall.
(A/N i always see it so the man is attacking the girl but we ain't sexist here 😝😝)
Peter swung down, make a few witty comments. ("hey! that's not where knifes are meant to go!" and "MRS.CRIMINAL!! HOW DARE YOU STAB ME! I..i thought we were friends *sniff*")
Long story short peter webbed the lady to the wall, made sure the boy was ok, and called the police.
Peter was in his bedroom taking his suit off when he remembered he got stabbed in the shoulder. He normally got stabbed in the legs or stomach so he didn't really know how to do that.
He resolved the problem by using youtube but it still hurt like a bitch.
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the child and his 7 concerned parents
tin can kid kid peter peter pete pete child chi-
cinnamon roll WHAT?! WHAT TONY- ITS 5AM- I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP BEFORE SCHOOL!! WHATS SO IMPORTANT
tin can hi *\(^o^)/*
cinnamon roll
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tin can WHY?! ARE YOU OK? DO I NEED TO CALL SOMEONE-
legolas peter: *exsits* stark: *concerned dad noises*
enormous green rage monster i'm curious, what does "concerned dad noises" sound like?
cinnamon roll stark i'm fine-
tin can ISJSJJAJSNNSNSKSKJSNSNSNJ?!?!???!????oakkakskskejejje
bucky that
capsicle has anyone seen my glasses? i cant read the newspaper properly without them
scary russian lady god your old, you left them in the kitchen counter by the sink
capsicle thank you nat! =>
legolas WTF IS THAT HAHAHA
capsicle i tried to do those faces tony and peter do all the time. Did i do it right?
point break YOU DID VERY WELL CAPTIN OF THE AMERICAN MIDGARDS!!
enormous green rage monster thor you know you don't have to call us by those...titles? just call us by our names
