a child and his 7 concerned parents
biderman
guysyysysys
tin can
peteetetetrette
biderman
do you guys wanna do a group ft?
legolas
sure, but why?
biderman
iM bOrEdDddDdE
bucky
same, let's do it
capsicle
do the rest of us get a say in this?
tin can
nope
scary russian lady
really?
legolas
i mean if you don't want to you don't have to, we were just being rude i'm sorry nat don't kill me and my children, they have so much to live for, me? not so much, but hey! i don't want to die! but i'm not saying that you don't have to kill me i wouldn't dare getting in your way!!
enormous green rage monster
she just said really-
scary russian lady
i seem to have that effect on people ☹️
capsicle
don't lie to yourself, you love it
scary russian lady
yea i guess i do
biderman
sooo~ ft?
point break
YES MAN OF SPIDERS!!
biderman
oh thor's back, nice
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peter was sat on a desk chair and his phone was leant against a cup on said desk, the avengers were all sat on the couch in the living room, tony's phone was connected to the TV so they could all see each other easier.
"hey guys!!" peter was obnoxiously waving his hands about.
"hey kid/peter!" the avengers all said back.
They just talked about random stuff as peter did homework on his desk for a while until you could hear a door open and a far away voice call out. "Sono a casa! (i'm home!)"
"ehi zia May! Come è andato il lavoro? (hey aunt may! how was work?)"
to say the avengers were confused was an understatement. Even nat who knew a few languages didn't know what was going on.
The lady who peter was talking to audibly sighed, "era ok, una signora continuava a piangere tutto il giorno e nessuno sapeva perché, quindi dovevamo sopportarlo. (it was ok, a lady kept crying all day and no one knew why so we just had to put up with it.)"
Peter hummed in something like sympathy. His bedroom door opened and a lady wearing nurses scrubs and her hair in a bun walked in.
"com'era la scuola? (how was school?)"
Peter immediately groaned and threw his head back.
"la merda!! (shit!)" He basically shouted. The lady tutted and groaned a small "oi, guarda la tua lingua. (oi, watch your language.)"
peter just kept talking, ignoring her comment, "Flash è stato un idiota, e per colpa della pattuglia ho dimenticato di fare i compiti di inglese e l'insegnante, bada alla mia lingua, è una CAGNA! così mi ha dato un extra e ha detto di finire entro domani !! Puoi crederci?! (Flash was being a jerk, and 'cuz of patrol i forgot to do my english homework and the teacher, mind my language, is a BITCH, so she gave me extra and said to finish it by tomorrow. Can you believe that?!)"
The lady was looking at him with an eyebrow raised as in a 'what did you expect?' way. She got up from where she was leaning on the wall and shouted a quick "Sto ordinando una pizza per cena. (i'm ordering pizza for dinner.)" over her shoulder.
The avengers were in a state of shock where none of them knew what to do. Peter spun. back around in his chair and went back to his homework. "sorry about that, my aunt got back from work."
Tony was the first one to snap out of whatever trance they were in. "what the fuck was that?"
Peter looked confused by what he meant so Tony added onto his previous question. "what were you saying and why didn't i understand it?!"
"It's literally just Italian...it's not like i was speaking an unknown language." Peter chuckled slightly.
"since when did you speak italian?" Clint asked.
"my mamma was italian and so is her family so they obviously speak italian, she taught me how to speak it a bit before she died so then when i moved in with my aunt, her sister, she kept teaching me so now i can speak it." He explained.
"why don't you just speak english, she knows english right?" Steve asked, genuinely confused.
nat groaned and peter sighed,
"obviously she knows english dickhead, she was wearing nurse scrubs, why would she work at a HOSPITAL if she didn't speak english?" Bruce said slightly annoyed by the others stupidity.
"WHAT IS THIS "ITALIAN" I HEAR OF?!?" Thor said in his normal loud voice.
Bucky spoke before peter got confused, "we've tried to teach him about countries 'n languages but he genuinely doesn't understand it."
The spider child slowly nodded, "uh i have to go, i need to do my homework and my aunt ordered pizza as well.."
"Ok, bye pete" Tony said
"bye!" Everyone said as the call ended.
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IM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG GUYS, BUT HERES A NEW CHAPTER!
Btw i used google translate for the italian so if it's shit i'm sorry-
ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE SUPPORT LIKE- BRUH SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE VOTED AND ADDED TO READING LISTS- THANK YOUU
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Humorin which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right? (my colleagues and college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone!) (also was written around 2019, just been updated to delete old social media info s...
