the child and his seven concerned parents and the weird friend
biderman
avengers darling, you're my best friends 💖💖
tin can
good 😃
legolas
i never thought any different but thanks for pointing it out 👨🦯
scary russian lady
i was thinking family but whatever floats your boat ig 🥲
biderman
but there's a few thing you don't know of 💔💔
bucky
we literally know everything about you-
capsicle
are you on drugs?
enormous green rage monster
steve i- why the fuck would he be on drugs?🧍♂️
tin can
he better fucking not be on
drugs😠
biderman
why i borrow your lipstick so often 💄💋
legolas
who's lipstick you be stealin-
point break
WHATS THIS STICK OF LIP HE IS SPEAKING OF?
bucky
what the fuck is going on?
pool.dead
WAIT I KNOW WHATS HAPPENING!!
tin can
you do?! TELL US!
pool.dead
lmao you're so old
biderman
i'm using your shit as a pillow case 🛏🛏
bucky
sorry my what- 🧍♂️
point break
THAT CAN NOT BE VERY CLEAN MAN OF SPIDERS
biderman
**shirt
sorry autocorrect
tin can
WTF IS HAPPENING I-
scary russian lady
oooo! i know now, it's that jenny thing right?
pool.dead
b-b-b-bingoooo
biderman
i wanna ruin our friendship 👯🤪
enormous green rage monster
i'm taking back my guess about him not being on drugs..
legolas
i'm so confused i- 👁👄👁
pool.dead
are you 🍃🍃?
biderman
(kinda, you should speak to daredevil, he sells some GOOD shit)
tin can
PETER ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!
pool.dead
🍃 means herbal tea, get with the lingo old man 🧍♂️
tin can
oh, good
capsicle
such a dad
tin can
wanna say that to my face?!
capsicle
aight, bet, meet me in the commons, biach
point break
CALM DOWN LADYS!
biderman
(HHAHA) (and thanks for the save wade, i owe you one 😉)
pool.dead
yes you do
tin can
whats that supposed to mean?
biderman
we should be lovers instead 😔💖
tin can
sorry 😀
legolas
see i'm married-
pool.dead
aight bet 😉
bucky
i ain't trying to catch a case 🥸
capsicle
i ain't trying to catch a case 🥸
scary russian lady
real life spidey meme-
enormous green rage monster
this one?
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*scary russian lady saved a photo to camera roll*
scary russian lady
yea, thanks
enormous green rage monster
no problem
biderman
i don't know how to say this...😣
bucky
when will this be over?
pool.dead
soon i think
point break
WHY WOULD YOU WISH FOR THIS PERFORMANCE TO COME TO AN END? ITS MARVELLOUS DEAD OF POOL
biderman
(i agree with lighting man over there, this is a one in a life time performance, i might never do this again)
capsicle
good
tin can
for once i agree with capsicle
bucky
i hope that's what happens
enormous green rage monster
yea i never want to see this again
biderman
(🥲)
scary russian lady
hey, dont make the baby spider sad, but pete, i agree with them-
pool.dead
hey peter
biderman
(sToPp)
pool.dead
hey pEtEr
biderman
(iM sEnSitIVe aUbrEy!)
legolas
i think my kids have showed me that-
biderman
because you're really my dearest friends 💋💋
scary russian lady
*cough* family *cough*
biderman
** because you're really my dearest family members(?)
tin can
i approve
capsicle
9/10 for effort 2/10 for lack of presentation
pool.dead
100/10 amazing, show stopping, never been done before
biderman
i'm going to sleep, i'm tired
a few weeks later
tiny stank
hey, can you get me in contact with daredevil?
pirate
what, why do you want to talk to daredevil?
tiny stank
i heard he sells really good 🍃🍃
pirate
wtf- why do you want weed from daredevil? i have some for free yk
tiny stank
wait i thought 🍃🍃 meant herbal tea?
pirate
no- tf did you hear that?
tiny stank
dead pool and spidey told me
pirate
well you got played tony, 🍃🍃 defiantly means weed
tiny stank
PETER-
YOU ARE READING
hOlY sHiT! tOnY sTaRk?!
Humorin which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right? (my college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone)
