Peter
sup broski 😎👊
tony
peter it's 6am, why are you awake 😎👊
peter
cuz school exists?
dumbass
tony
what was that?
peter
nothing~
aNyGaYs! schools so BoOrInGg
tony
is "anygays" your fucking catchphrase? Also ew school
stfu with that school bullshit.
everyone knows that high school is for teenagers to have s/o get drunk in the rich kids house with people you don't know, and to study at 3am.
peter
ok yes anygays is my catchphrase. deal with it 😒.
and high school would be fun an all of i had..yk..friends?
also who tf studys? 😳
tony
wait you don't have friends? i thought you were like popular or something.
Also PETE YOU SHOULD STUDY!
peter
ok yea so i have no friends. Well if you count my aunt as my friend then that counts ig.
Also i don't need to study cuz ima straight A* student anyways 😙
tony
kid that's just sad. (Ｔ＿Ｔ)
peter
omg its evolving-
tony
what?
WAIT DID YOU JUST TALK TO ME LIKE IM A FUCKING POKEMON?
peter
yesh 😏
you used an emoticon 🙈
i'm so proud ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡
tony
for fucks sake kid.
your rubbing off on me.
ALSO SCHOOL? ITS LIKE 8AM?!
peter
OH SHIT I NEED TO BE AT SCHOOL IN LIKE 5 MINUTES AND IM STILL IN BED
tony
HURRY THE FUCK UP PETER OH MY GOD!!
*half an hour later*
peter
so i have a detention because apparently having a stab wound isn't a good enough excuse to be late ✨f u c k s c h o o l✨
tony
HAH YOU HAVE A DETENTION!!
WAIT WHAT? you have a stab wound?!b?!!b?v&/&'as a
peter
chill broski
yea i got stabbed on my way to school so rn i'm chillin in the nurses office 🙈
they still gave me a detention tho tf!
tony
PETE!! YOU LITERALLY GOT STABBED AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO CHILL??!!?!
peter
tony. Mr.stark. iron man. rich ass hoe. I think your missing the point of this conversation ok?
tony
...ok...
peter
good :)
ok so now we can focus on the fact that i hAvE a dEtEnTiOn >:(
tony
so? it's only for an hour you should be fine
peter
but it's bOrRinGGgg!!!!!
tony
i dOnT cArEEeeEE
peter
your so mean tony ☹️
ya know, i thought superheroes were meant to be kind 😞
tony
i am kind, but just not to you :)
peter
i hate you
tony
aww thank you! 🥰
peter
seriously i want to kick your knee caps.
shorty
tony
you did not just attack me like that.
My height is a sensitive topic
peter
nah your just smol
tony
ok one, fuck you
two, i have a meeting now so sshHhH
peter
ok bye tony have fun 😎👊
tony
bye kiddo 😎👊
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Humorin which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right? (my colleagues and college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone!) (also was written around 2019, just been updated to delete old social media info s...
