the child and his 7 concerned parents
cinnamon roll
MAY OMG-
I WAS SWINGING AND I SAW SOME GUY IN AN ALLEYWAY HOLDING SOME OTHER GUY AT GUN POINT SO I WENT IN AND HE WENT "spider-ling?" I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO OFFENDED!! SO I JUST WEBBED HIM IN THE FACE AND SMASHED HIS HEAD INTO THE WALL A FEW TIMES- THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD!! HE PASSED OUT BUT WAS SENT TO THE HOSPITAL! WHAT IF I KILLED HIM?!
tin can
ummm pete?
cinnamon roll
SHIT- i- WRONG PERSON!!
capsicle
yea..we figured
enormous green rage monster
what do you mean "swinging" and "webbed"?
cinnamon roll
uhhhh??
legolas
YOU SMASHED SOMEONES HEAD INTO A WALL?!?
cinnamon roll
UHHHHH
GOD-
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im sorry child but i too am curious
cinnamon roll
he used lower caps 👁💧👄💧👁
scary russian lady
peter. What's going on?
tin can
dont even try to say "iTs nOtHinG"
bucky
god you guys are stupid 🤦🏻
enormous green rage monster
i hAvE 7 pHdS-
legolas
what do you mean bucky?
bucky
seriously guys? *sighhh* he got stabbed and didn't really care, "swinging" says being in the air "webbed" like a yk.. spider??
capsicle
holy shit..
scary russian lady
peter!!
tin can
pete..
cinnamon roll
thanks bucky 😒
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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
legolas
our dear little cinnamon roll goes around fighting crime every night in pjs 🤦🏻
cinnamon roll
tHeRe nOt pJs tHeY tOoK aGeS tO mAkE
scary russian lady
so your admitting to it?
cinnamon roll
you've gotten me stuck here-
tin can
so what are you? spider-boy? spider-ling? crime fighting spider?
cinnamon roll
it's spider-man 🖕
enormous green rage monster
wait wait wait- by the looks of it your "suit" is just pjs. How do you do all that stuff?
cinnamon roll
URRGGHHHHHH- when i was 13 i was bitten by a radioactive spider on a field trip oscorp. My senses are dialled up to 11 (take that cap 😝) i'm super strong, i can stick to surfaces etc etc
capsicle
what about the webs?
cinnamon roll
oh i made them 😌💅
tin can
hOw?!?
cinnamon roll
classified 🤫
enormous green rage monster
fascinating
capsicle
so what your saying is that, you, a 15 yo, has a double life, goes to school, and fights criminals everyday?!
legolas
didn't we just say that?
bucky
good job kid 👍
cinnamon roll
BUCKY GAVE ME A THUMBS UP- MY LIFE IS COMPLETE-
tin can
i hate to be that guy but fury has been after you for awhile.
cinnamon roll
fury and shield are just salty i can hack their systems and refuse to join them/tell them who i am 😐
scary russian lady
HAHA-
tin can
iM sOrRy hAcK ThEiR sYsTeMs?!
cinnamon roll
yours aren't that hard to hack either, Friday sure does love nicknames lmao. Also i'm sure fury was delighted when the captain hook theme song started playing when he walked in the tower 🤐
capsicle
THAT WAS YOU?!?
tin can
HAHHAHAHA THAT WAS AMAZING-
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that was very amusing!
enormous green rage monster
i'm impressed peter, honestly. You must be very smart for this to come easy to you.
cinnamon roll
honestly it wasn't even a challenge🤔
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Umorismoin which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right? (my colleagues and college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone!) (also was written around 2019, just been updated to delete old social media info s...
