tony
heyyy kidddd
peter
what? i'm in detention 😞
tony
soo yk you said detention sucks and it's boring?
peter
what did you do?
tony
i'm offended that you think i did something!
peter
😐
tony
ok fine, i told my friends about you and now they want to meet you.
Soo like do you wanna be in the avengers group chat?
peter
( ◠‿◠ )
tony if your joking rn i will stab you in your arc reactor.
tony
jeez kid no need to get aggressive.
peter
LMAOO THAT REMINDS ME OF MEME I HAVE HOLD ON!
tony
what?
peter
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tony
...ok...
so you want to talk to my friends or not?
peter
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tony
god kid your gonna give me grey hairs.
peter
hehhehehe
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super people
*peter was added*
tin can
guys this is peter, the kid i was talking about
peter
aww you talk about me tony? i'm touched 🙈
Legolas
sup kid! call me clint 😎
capsicle
hello son. call me steve
point break
HELLO CHILD OF EARTH! IT IS I! THOR SON OF ODIN
enormous green rage monster
hey, bruce banner/hulk here
tin can
shit. You should've gone last brucie bear
enormous green rage monster
what, why?
peter
OMG BRUCE BANNER! IM A HUGE FAN OF YOUR BOOKS ON GRAMMAR RADIANTON OWHOAKDBBZIAKSNS AINSNSIka s (continues to talk about all that sciencey shit)
Bucky (a/n i couldn't remember his nickname if you know it pls comment)
so-
does anyone know what he's talking about?
peter
uneducated swine
legolas
LMAOOO BRUCE IS CRYING AHAH
scary russian lady
uh hi? i'm nat
peter
is that all of you?
tin can
yup
peter
but isn't there more of you guys?
scary russian lady
you know when you have a big group chat, so you make a smaller one without the ones you actually like? This is the smaller one.
peter
oooh ok i understand now.
Also i feel out without a nickname ^ - ^
tin can
mmm how about cinnamon roll?
peter
i'm sorry-
what? 🙂
scary russian lady
but is he wrong?
peter
yes!
i can be very scary
like look
GRrrRrr
point break
VERY SORRY YOUNG CHILD, BUT YOU ARE NOT SCARY
peter
SHIT!
capsicle
language!
peter
english now go away.
i'm sad 😞
bucky
who do i have to kill?
scary russian lady
^^^
legolas
^^^
tin can
^^^
capsicle
^^^
point break
HOW DO I DO ARROWS
enormous green rage monster
^lammO7iujkKkmAbh6(i&j£me
tin can
sorry he hulked out
cinnamon roll
DONT KILL ANYONE JESUS CHRIST!
i was sad because you said i wasn't scary ☹️
scary russian lady
peter.
i bet you look like a puppy i'm real life
cinnamon roll
oh shit yea you don't know what i look like.
You wanna see?
capsicle
yes! it would be very helpful in case we were to see you in public! we could say hello! Also language
cinnamon roll
mkay hold on i need to find a photo
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see i don't look like a puppy 😎
tin can
yes you do
cinnamon roll
ok rude
Legolas
he's just spitting facts my guy 😎
cinnamon roll
no❤️🙈
ok my detentions over!
i'll talk to you guys later!
byeee 👋
everyone else
byeee
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ok so that's the 3rd chapter lmao. Next chapter is gonna have some real writing instead of texting tho it will have texting.
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hOlY sHiT! tOnY sTaRk?!
Humorin which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right? (my colleagues and college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone!) (also was written around 2019, just been updated to delete old social media info s...
