The world from my mind

FANFICS . ......

Ookk. .....soo I have been waiting for a long time to write this chapter....and I can finally do it!.

This is basically a rant so brace yourselves.....These are the things which happen the most in one direction  fan fictions.

Before I start off on my rant I would like to name the girl Kelly. ....just because most of the fan fictions I have read has her name

SO LET'S GO! !

1  So Kelly over here HATES one direction and here friend who just happens to love them,gets her some V.I.P  tickets to their show complete with backstage passes and everything. When her dear friend gives her the tickets she moans about not liking them and that she would rather die than come to the concert and all that. But Kelly finally gives in to Mia (her friend) and goes to the concert which she describes as boring and utterly catastrophic....she goes backstage with Mia to meet the boy's. ....she tells Mia about a thousand times that she doesn't want to see them...but Mia pulls her along.....when she finally meets the boy's whom she hated soo much she falls in love with them (let's say she falls I  love with harry)and in return all the boys fall in love with her and everyone forgets about poor Mia who was the one who actually liked the boy's in the first place.

My opinion- first off I wish I had a friend like Mia who has soo much money that she bought tickets not only for herself but also for a friend.....why couldn't Mia buy tickets for someone who actually likes them.....but no it never happens.....Mia always buys tickets for her best friend who doesn't like them. Now I have read soo many stories with the same plot...It gets a bit exhausting....It mean you didn't like them before how can you suddenly love them....that doesn't make any sense at all! .

2  Kelly here knows only one hairstyle and that is ................wait for it. ...............the messy bun.

My opinion - yeah she can't tie her hair in a ponytail or a plait or just leave it free or even do a neat bun.....its always has to be a messy bun....because for a girl who hates someone and suddenly falls for the same person she can only manage soo much.

3  Her wardrobe only consists of leggings and oversized sweaters......For god knows what reason.

My opinion - mabey she thinks that the -oversized sweater and leggings kinda go with the messy buns...mabey she doesn't like to wear leggings and fitted sweaters or she cannot afford any other appearel.

4  Kelly never showers. ....like never.....not even once.

My opinion - I think she doesn't have hygiene issues.

5  Kelly lives in a huge mansion complete with swimming pool and everything! But she lives there with a few of her attendants who looked after her every need (if I was an attendant I would have told her first of to have a bath) but her parents are never mentioned.

My opinion -  I think she would have found a pot of gold or something buried in the ground or something or robbed  bank or do something like that to afford the luxurious in which she is living in.

6  I looked into Niall's blue orbs.
    Zanyn  looked at me with his chocolate  orbs,
    Liam looked at me playfully his brown orbs shining.
    I stared into louis deep blue orbs which made me melt.
    Harry ' s green orbs glowed in the dark............what even?

My opinion - I think Kelly over here thinks that if she puts orbs instead of eyes it would make her seem more fancy....or mabey she can't spell eyes....you can never say with Kelly.

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Hello ..so I am going to be spliting this chapter into two parts because it's soo long so watch out for the second part.

Secondly....I am not intending to hurt anyone by writing this chapter....I have written this based on few of the books I read and it is not ment to be offensive.

I am not saying that all the fan fics are like this but then again I am talking about the most predictable ones.

Thirdly I am going to go on a following spree and I am going to follow whoever comments  on this chapter.

Also I am going to be dedicating a chapter to the first person who comments on this chapter.

Soo have a lovely day,and don't forget to vote, comment and follow! !-saucegirl.