The world from my mind

This is damn confusing!

Heyyy guys!!!!!! So today I'm going to talk about a very confusing topic.... and I honestly hope that you guys can understand what I'm trying to say.
Now I have spent an embarasingly long time pondering about this topic (the whole night) and you might ask me... am i guilty for doing this?.... NOOO!!! Cause I have discovered the absolute mother load!!! So get your self a cup of tea or something and find your self a nice place to sit and prepare to get your mind blown!!!

So all of this started with one band... one direction to be pricise... now one direction is one of the most famous band in this century if not the most famous band.. they comprise of five amazing, talented Boys with super model good look who all most every girl between the ages of 12 to 22 want to hook up with.... Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Naill Horan and Zayn Malik. Everything was perfectly fine! The boys released four mega successful platinum albums and held many phenomenal tours until one fine day in the early days of 2015 zayn decided to leave the band for good this sent everyone into a melt down but people soon got over it and one direction (without zayn) carried on as a four piece band. After realeasing another platinum album they decided to go on a hiatus promising everyone that they would come back soon (we know who well that went with the backstreet boys)

Anyway comming back to zayn... after leaving the band to be "a normal twenty two year old" he decided to leave his fiance, Perrie Edwards... again everyone went into a melt down... but before you could blink zayn was dating another girl (who happens to be an extremely gorgrous Victoria secret angel) Gigi Hadid. Now why is this a problem you may say.... well... mabey because Gigi's bestie is Taylor Swift and do you remember Harry Styles?? Yeah... well they dated for a few months before things went really bad between them and it has been since then... Now of course Taylor would be posses at gigi for dated her ex boyfriends ex best friend! (Well Taylor is very well know for her failed love life.... she has probebly dated every single man out there ) However gigi was dealing with a hard break up from Joe Jonas (yeah the Jonas brother) but the surprising thing is that Taylor used to date Joe previously.... hmmm... anyway....

Now comming to the other problem.... And that is.... Kendall Jenner... you font know who kendall Jenner is?? Ok let me tell u briefly.

Kendall Jenner is from a family who Is famous for no apparent reason. She has three older half sister and a half brother on her mother's side Kourtney, Kim, and kloe, and Rob Kardashian (I don't know why his name does not start with a k) and a younger sister Kylie Jenner. Her mother Kris Jenner was once married to the Olympic Champion Bruce Jenner who is now transgender and is called Caitlyn Jenner(whole other story).

Now Kendall Jenner is best friends with gigi hadid and has also been linked hundreds of times with Harry Styles (yeah the same guy)in fact they went out for dinner yesterday night. Now Harry is obviously pissed of at zayn for leaving the band and become the new Justin Timberlake... which was Harry's idea! Anyway the idea that his girlfriend's best friend is dating his ex bestfriend would have not gone down well.

Now comming to Naill! He is usually very shy and we don't kniw much about his bersonal life... except one time when he was linked with Selena Gomez... And it was all very cute... but this did not go well with Justin Bieber who is Selena on again off again boyfriend and also happens to be one directions biggest rival in the music world... he was obviously angry at Selena for betraying him and dating a person who was his rival!(Selena is bff's with Taylor) so he was done for sometime and then he started having a fling with Hallie Baldwin (Kendall friend) and also is supposedly linked with Kourtney Kardashian (kendalls sister).

Kourtney was once married to Lord Scott Disick... until they separated recently and now according to recent news which is really mind boggling... Scoot Disick is getting "intimate" with a transgender woman and you guessed it..... Caitlyn Jenner.... which bassically means.... he is dating his own father in law (I know.... keep calm)

Now comming to Kylie Jenner (kendalls youngest sister, Bruce's (Caitlyns) daughter) you might know her because of her wigs and fake lips and hair colour etc.... Now she is dating this rapper 'Tyga'. And everything is fine but the problem is That Tyga has a son, king Cairo. What's wrong with that you may ask.... well this is when things get weird. Rob Kardashian (remember him) just recently got engaged to Blac Chyna. Now what's weird with this?? .....ohhh nothing but the fact that she has a son (you guessed it) king Cairo.... Now in case your too confused let me straighten it out for you... Blac and Tyga used to date and BAMM they have a child... then they break up and Tyga starts dating Kylie while Blac Chyna got engaged to Rob (who just happens to be kylies big brother ) which Basically means that Kylie and Rob who are siblings have the same step child and Tyga is his own child's uncle while Blac is her own sons aunt!... wow... let that sink in.

Now Blac Chyna is best friends with Amber Rose(who is famous for no reason ) but the problem is Amber is arch enemies with Kim Kardashian (Rob's sister) and she also happend to be kanye's ex girlfriend.... but now kanye is married to Kim... wow... family and friend dinners would be soo awkward in this household...

Now Tyga is best buddies with Chris Brown how used to date Rihanna... but their relationship was very abusive according to rihanna... it was stated that Rihanna was even "hit" by him! She threw light on thid relationship by releasing the song "we found love" featuring Calvin Harris who is now dating.... TAylor Swift (remember her? ) and she is best friends with gigi hadid who is now dating Zayn Malik.

Now you may ask... Niki... how are you involved in this whole situation?
Let me tell you this.... gigi hadid has an extremely good looking (hot hot hot hot!!! ) younger brother, who is freaking sixteen years old (same age as me) (check the pic at the side.... he is sixteen... I repeat sixteen) and i am going to be dating him soon... which makes me... if gigi and Zayn get married.... zayn sister in law.... wait a minute!

Anyway guys, I hope you liked that chapter... and I really hope that you were able to understand all the links in Hollywood and how everyone is connected etc! It was very difficult to write wgat was in my mind without sounding like a total idiot (I still sound like an idiot) but anyway... tell me what you think about this in the comments! And don't forget to vote share and comment! -saucegirl