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peanut to my butter 🤩🐓🥂

Are you from Tennessee? »

« Johnny no

cause you're the only Ten I see »

« 🤢🤢🤢

i love how this pick up line
will never work on you since »
duh »

« yes since my name is Ten :D

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together »

« and what about other letters? they might want to be arranged in some way too!
« letterphobic

what even is that »
hm okay found another one »
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place? »

« you live in the US and I live in Thailand so irrelevant
« and I use mac :D
« ha u suck pussy

you— »
wait 😡 »
I'll be annoying you with pick up lines from now on »

« let's see
« I'm ready for some cringe as long as it makes me chuckle at least
« a small light in the darkness of SCHOOL

ow :( »
is u okay »

« stressed but ye
« how you can be always optimistic is a mystery to me tho

someone has to be 🧚🏻‍♀️✨ »
uwu the emoji reminds me of that blonde fairy in green dress »

« don't fucking tinkerbell me i hate her

skdjskksks OKAY »
what did she do to you »
she's just a fairy dressed in a leaf that likes to craft stuff out of wood and another leafs »

« leaf — fashion monstrosity
« anygays
« she was annoying
« the whole movie ew

omo your childhood had to be interesting »

« ye i got all them girls instead 😎

so being around them made you gay? »

« I—
« 👁️👄👁️
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