Merlin One-Shots!!

Innuendo

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I'm gonna tweak the prompt slightly, so its Merlin with the dirtiest mind. Thank you emryswinchesterr I consider myself pretty innocent, so these innuendos might not be so good. Comment any you think of and I will most likely add them into the book!

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Training went smoothly and the knights plus Merlin are all currently in the armoury chatting away when an interesting topic comes up.

"Merlin have you ever tried to learn how to sword fight? You seem the sort to pick things up quickly." Elyan asked, completely innocent. 

Without missing a beat, Merlin looked him dead in the eye and said, "Oh I have but that is reserved for Arthur."

The knights almost collapse and Merlin, very proud of his accomplishment, sauntered out the room his head held high. The game was on.

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The next day was the same as the last. Breakfast, early morning training, meetings, meetings and more meetings until supper. As Arthur was busy most the day, Merlin got a little time to himself. No one had told Arthur about the conversation yesterday, and Merlin intended to keep it that way. They swore to secrecy. But Merlin just couldn't help himself, that joke was almost too easy.

Whilst in the courtyard he heard Gwaine and Percival arguing by the well. Once the voices drifted over, he couldn't help but eaves drop.

"For the last time Gwaine we are not doing that!"

"But it would be fun!" Gwaine whined, drawing out the 'u' in fun. Merlin smirked to himself and edged closer to the men.

"You know what happened last time!"

"You could barely see it Percy. Besides it doesn't have to be you." Oh this was almost to easy for Merlin. He turned around and walked passed them. Before he reached them he used his magic to zoom in on Percy's wrists and sure enough there was a small bruise.

"Have fun last night?" Merlin quipped, pointing to Percy's hand. The two gaped at the boy who smirked mischievously.

"Oh no its not-"

"I was wondering why you were limping during training Percy." Without another word the servant waltzed of leaving a dumbfounded Gwaine and Percival stood in the courtyard. 

The good thing is they had forgotten all about their argument...about training. Truthfully they had been discussing a new tactic requiring higher level skills with a sword. Gwaine had hit Percival's wrist with the hilt of his sword, hence the bruise.

Obviously Merlin knew this, he was there when it all happened. He just couldn't help himself.

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"Okay who has corrupted out sweet sweet Merlin." Gwaine shouted pointing his finger around accusingly. Lancelot grabbed his hand and twisted it so he was pointing to himself. 

Gwaine made a mock angered expression and gasped. "How dare you assume it was me Sir Ladies man."

"Don't call me that you drunk." Lancelot snapped back.

"Out of all of us here it was most definitely you Gwaine." Elyan agreed, earning a sour look from the knight.

"Oh come on, if it was anyone it was Arthur." Gwaine protested. A few murmured agreements went around which egged Gwaine on. "Its obvious isn't it. Arthur is-"

"I am what?"Arthur spoke up from behind Gwaine, scaring the knight so much he fell to the floor. "And to answer your question it was most defiantly you Gwaine."

"Actually you are all as bad as each other. But I was corrupted loooong before Camelot." He winked at the end of his sentence, drawing out the 'o'. Once again the servant left without another word.

If one thing is for sure, Merlin is full of surprises.

Yeah this one is really bad. I couldn't think of any innuendos so comment some for me to turn into a mini section!