Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
(Finally found a Knock Knock joke that uses my name)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Wow I didn't know you could yodel.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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