Bakugou Katsuki x Reader♥︎ (Requests no longer open)

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BakuHot:
Hey babe, ready to get down tonight?

(Y/N):
  Excuse me young man but this is (Y/N)'s father! She left her phone on her desk

BakuHot:
oh, sorry I will never touch your daughter again promise.

(Y/N):
HAHA got ya Biotch! Now remind me what we'll be doing 2night? ;)

BakuHot:
(Y/N) that wasn't funny. Anyways I'm gonna do you so hard you won't be able to get out of bed the next morning.

(Y/N):
You and me will now forever be enemies. This is still (Y/N)'s father and you won't be touching my daughter anywhere under my watch.

BakuHot:
Fuck. Well that's under your watch. I'll still bring her to my house.

(Y/N):
Then I'll just call your mom.

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(ThiCKK bitch)

ThiCKK bitch:
Boyfriend wants to battle! Boyfriend used seductive defense

BakuHot:
girlfriend is confused

ThiCKK bitch:
Boyfriend used flex. Girlfriends resistance fell.

BakuHot:
Girlfriends confusion increased. Girlfriend used, your not getting any

ThiCKK bitch:
Boyfriend has no usable moves.
Boyfriend backed out.
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(BakuHot)

ThiCKK bitch:
We need to talk...

BakuHot:
What does that mean?

ThiCKK bitch:
Something don't feel right

BakuHot:
What?

ThiCKK bitch:
We've been dating for like 8 months and not once have you made me a sandwich or anything for that matter

BakuHot:
I'm gonna make you one and choke you with it. For scaring me so damn HARD
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(BakuHot)

ThiCKK bitch:
I wanna ride a roller coaster so bad 😩

BakuHot:
Why ride a roller coaster
when you can ride me? 😏

ThiCKK bitch:
Cuz roller coasters actually
make me scream 😉

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(BakuHot)

ThiCKK bitch:
I wanna bang you so hard

BakuHot:
Me to

ThiCKKK bitch:
REALLY?!?!

BakuHot:
Yeah

BakuHot:
In the face
With a chair
Made of steal
Covered in spikes
Dipped in poison
Held by Chuck Norris