kisser for hire • iwaoi

seventeen

iwaizumi was surprised when oikawa grabbed his nape and pulled him closer to crash their lips together. iwaizumi tasted various kinds of alcohol when oikawa landed his lips on iwaizumi's.

he didn't kiss oikawa back, the kiss didn't even last for five seconds. iwaizumi held oikawa's shoulder, lightly pushing him away. he creased his forehead as he clicked his tongue, iwaizumi's annoyed. not because of the sudden kiss, but because of the fact that oikawa gave him a lame nickname.

"don't fucking call me that, i won't kiss you for a damn week if i ever hear you say that nickname again." iwaizumi stares at oikawa, as he puffed his cheeks. he takes a glance at his wristwatch and heaves a sigh as he saw the timei in his watch.

t's still early to go home.

but seeing oikawa at this state, he couldn't stop the urge to take oikawa home safely. he doesn't know the exact reason, but he feels the responsibility to take oikawa home and make sure he's safe.

therefore, iwaizumi hajime decided to take oikawa home. he turned his head around and flashed a smile as soon as he met the gaze of the woman that he had been talking to since he had set foot inside the club.

he holds  oikawa's waist and made him sit beside bokuto. "i'll take him home. i just need to talk to someone, really quick." with that, iwaizumi walked away and vanished into the crowd. makki takes a glance at oikawa, whose head was resting on bokuto's shoulder.

makki was wondering if oikawa had passed out or if he's still conscious, he lightly tapped oikawa's forehead, "oikawa," he called his friend's name. makki shrugs his shoulders when he heard a hum coming from oikawa.

true to his words, iwaizumi came back quickly and he hurriedly attended to oikawa who's becoming more pale, with every second that passes by.

"alright drunkkawa, let's go." iwaizumi grabs oikawa's bag, his right arm was placed on oikawa's waist, making sure oikawa won't fall.

"we'll be taking our leave, then." iwaizumi flashed a smile on his face before leaving everyone shocked and dumbfounded with what they just saw with their own two eyes.

iwaizumi mentally cursed oikawa, even mentally giving oikawa some lectures. he's telling him to not get drunk again, to don't jump at someone just because he's drunk, and he also told him that he should never call him again by that nickname if he wants to live a happy life. he even told him he'll punch him in the face if oikawa will ever think about calling iwaizumi that nickname again.

it took iwaizumi ten minutes to get oikawa  outside the club. well, he could have done it in a minute but oikawa's not cooperating at all. he keeps on whining and complaining, he even shouted, "help, he's kidnapping me!" and how relieved iwaizumi was when nobody paid any attention to oikawa.

"damn, i wanna fucking punch you right now." iwaizumi's grip on oikawa's waist became tighter as the two of them stepped foot on the parking lot. he heaved a sigh of relief as soon as he saw his car.

"who are you?!" oikawa slapped iwaizumi's hand on his waist. iwaizumi took a step back as he lifts his hands, "it's just me, iwaizumi."

"iwaizumi-- oh, iwa-chan!" oikawa wraps his arms around iwaizumi's shoulders as he buries his face on iwaizumi's neck. he knew he's dealing with a drunk oikawa but he never knew that oikawa can be really annoying when he's drunk.

"stop. being. a. pain. in. the. ass."

iwaizumi grabs oikawa's wrist as he drags him all the way in his car. he opens the door and told oikawa to get in and sit down, but the lad didn't budge.

"why should i?" oikawa started walking back inside the club in a zigzag path.

iwaizumi grabbed oikawa's collar and pulled him closer to him. oikawa started whining and shouted, "i wanna go back!" which annoyed iwaizumi even more.

he mumbled a half-hearted sorry before he smacked oikawa's head. oikawa winced in pain as he rubbed his head.

"hey, do you think aliens are real?" oikawa told iwaizumi as he held up his head to meet iwaizumi's gaze.

iwaizumi heaves a deep sigh, he stares at the hopeless guy in front of him, while his hands were on his waist. "okay, aliens are real now let's go home."

iwaizumi takes a step forward to hold oikawa's wrist but the lad was quick to dodge iwaizumi's hand.

"no mister, i am serious." oikawa leans in as he whispers, "i really think they are real." iwaizumi chuckles as he lightly shakes his head in disbelief. 

"really, how did you know they're real?" iwaizumi asked as he plasters an amused smile on his face.

"they are watching us right now. look," oikawa points up at the sky as he holds on iwaizumi's shoulder. iwaizumi instantly held oikawa's waist to refrain the lad from losing his balance.

iwaizumi was quite surprised to see a genuine smile plastered on oikawa's face as the lad looks up into the night sky.

he often see oikawa smiling but this one's different. and for a second, iwaizumi wanted that smile for his eyes only.

for a second, he wanted something that he should not want and maybe, just maybe, could never be his.

"fine, whatever. let's go home." iwaizumi pulls oikawa closer, oikawa lets out a soft chuckle before he rested his head on iwaizumi's shoulder.

"alien-chan, take me!" he whisper-shouts which made iwaizumi chuckled.

"you're adorable and annoying at the same time when you're drunk." iwaizumi told oikawa, the lad lifted his gaze meeting iwaizumi's gaze.

"i'm sleepy," iwaizumi's eyes widens as he felt oikawa leaning on him. he blinks a few times before he realized that oikawa did fall asleep already.

iwaizumi scratches the back of his head before he made oikawa sit comfortably inside his car. iwaizumi entered the car and started the engine.

the plan was to take oikawa home, well he did. but oikawa's doors were locked and he couldn't find oikawa's keys. he already rummaged through oikawa's bag, and to his dismay, he didn't see any keys.

iwaizumi gave up and decided to just go home and bring oikawa with him.