kisser for hire • iwaoi

two

"let's get wasted!" makki entered the club as he dragged oikawa with him. oikawa clicked his tongue as he let makki dragged him around.

mattsun followed the two of them with an amused smirk plastered on his face. the amused smirk did not escape oikawa's eyes but oikawa chose not to entertain it. instead, he just let his best friend drag him wherever he wants them to go.

upon entering, oikawa was greeted by loud music, by the reeking smell of cigarettes and alcohol.

god, i will never get used to this place!

his eyes were greeted by people devouring each other's lips, just like sucking each other's soul and god, how he hates that sight.

makki stopped dragging oikawa as soon as they saw their friends. makki made oikawa sat beside their friend which made oikawa a bit annoyed. "damn, can you stop?!" oikawa shouted in order for makki to hear.

"loose the glasses, tooru. geez."

oikawa's glasses was taken off by his friend, "just for once, kuroo tetsurou, piss off!" he grabbed his glasses and put it back on his eyes. well, he can see pretty well but he would rather wear it as it  gives him some comfort.

"geez, i was  just trying to help you." kuroo stated as he grabbed his can of beer.

oikawa creased his forehead as he stares at kuroo, eyes filled with curiosity. "help with what?" oikawa asked.

as far as he could remember, he had never asked for kuroo's help.

"in finding someone good for you?" oikawa jokingly rolled his eyes, lightly placing a soft punch on his friend's shoulder, "nah, i'm good."

oikawa shakes his head, slowly facing two people sitting in front of him, face close to the other person, whispering something.

"i just saw the dumb, dumber and the dumbest!" oikawa takes a deep breath as he stares at his other friends.

miya atsumu, being the dumb. kuroo tetsurou, the dumber. bokuto koutarou, the dumbest. well, he excluded makki because he's on a different level.

"works for me, atleast i ain't the dumbest." atsumu winked at oikawa, with a proud smirk on his face. oikawa kind of anticipated this type of reaction, but oikawa didn't expect it to be this annoying.

"ouch, it hurts right here." kuroo held his chest and faked a hurt expression to provoke oikawa even more. "right here, in my meow meow." oikawa just rolled his eyes and decided to ignore kuroo for the whole night.

"mattsun and i are gonna grab some drinks. what do you want?" makki asked his bestfriend, he told him anything will do and so the two of them made there way to grab some drinks.

atsumu, kuroo and bokuto kept oikawa entertained. oikawa's eyes roamed around the club, he asked the trio why weren't they with their significant other and bokuto just told oikawa an answer that he doesn't need to hear at the moment.

"well, we're respecting you and your single flat ass. so, yeah, you're welcome." oikawa heaved a deep sigh and tried to calm himself. kuroo averted oikawa's gaze and he even pretended that he didn't find it funny.

"wow, how considerate. thank you." oikawa stated. his voice was full of sarcasm which made kuroo and atsumu laughed. except for bokuto who's busy with his phone.

oikawa scoffed, "the three of you, perhaps, are you looking for a fuck buddy in here or something?" oikawa bluntly asked the three of them.  atsumu grabbed an empty can of beer and threw it in front of oikawa, aiming for his face. oikawa dodged it, and rolled his eyes.

makki and mattsun came back with a whiskey on makki's hand. oikawa ignored the whiskey and grabbed a beer instead. he doesn't want to have a nasty hangover anyways.

they all talked about random stuff and oikawa didn't feel left out at all, even though they're talking about something that only couples could understand. well, his friends tried setting him up on a date with random guys and even with girls. well it was atsumu's idea to set him up on a date with a girl, but it didn't worked.

oikawa doesn't care. to be honest, he lost his hope that there's definitely someone out there waiting for him.

after an hour of talking about almost everything that had happened with their own lives, bokuto dragged atsumu on the dance floor, and they started dancing. oikawa was a bit tipsy, he already drank three cans of beer in an hour anyway.

when atsumu came back to their table, he handed oikawa a shot of vodka. oikawa wasn't sure why his friend handed him a shot of vodka, but he still took the vodka down in one gulp. 

oikawa grimaced as his throat was greeted by a hot and warm sensation as he gulped the vodka down. he doesn't want to have any hangover, yes. but the thing is, once he started drinking he can't stop.

kuroo handed oikawa a glass of water, oikawa took it and drank it. "woah, slow down!" kuroo told him,  "aren't you afraid you might die? your poor liver." oikawa heaved a deep sigh and clicked his tongue. "you're one to talk."

"the only thing that scares me right now is that, i might die without having my fucking first kiss." oikawa laughed at what he just told his friends. he was just joking but seems like his friends did not take it as a joke.

kuroo heaved a sigh before he handed oikawa a business card. oikawa stared at it for good five seconds before he turned his head towards kuroo with a puzzled look on his face.

"well, if you don't wanna die without having your fucking first kiss then hire a damn kisser! god, oikawa, we're not born last night. and yes, that's a fucking thing."