kisser for hire • iwaoi

four

it has been a week since he told mattsun that he is interested in hiring a kisser, and mattsun told him to wait. even though he told mattsun that he's interested, even though he already gave mattsun his medical record, even though he already signed the contract he's still thinking about it.

for a week, he can't quit spacing out which really annoyed the hell out of makki. oikawa was told to write notes during meetings and transcribed it and to makki's surprise, he always ends up doing all of his best friend's supposed to be job. he told him to snap out of it and focus on the task at hand.

to his dismay, oikawa couldn't snap out of it. makki knew that this would totally happen when his bestfriend told them that he's interested in hiring a kisser. he expected this to happen but he's really annoyed with how oikawa acts.

"your kisser will be waiting for you, at the parking lot later." makki rolled his eyes when he saw how oikawa's shoulder tensed and how stiff he became. "no, no, no!" oikawa whined like a kid but makki totally ignored his reaction.

they were having their lunch break when mattsun suddenly messaged him, asking him to tell oikawa that he will be meeting his kisser later.

makki regretted his decision, he should have waited for the clock to point at six before he told his friend that he'll finally meet his kisser.

makki shakes his head in dismay when oikawa got scolded for photocopying fifty copies of a document that should have a copy of twenty.

makki's disappointed but definitely not surprised.

when oikawa turned his head to look at the clock, he blinked a few times to confirm that he's definitely not imagining things and it's really six o' clock in the evening.

he's going to meet his kisser and at some point, he totally regrets signing the contract.

oikawa turned his head towards makki, who's standing beside him while looking at him suspiciously.

"you're not gonna do overtime, right?" oikawa let out a small, nervous and totally awkward laugh before he shifted his gaze back to his computer.

he already finished his work earlier. well, being scolded by one of his superiors was something new for oikawa and he didn't want that to happen again.

"no, you're not! let's go, you need to meet your kisser." makki was about to grab oikawa's arms, but the lad was quick to dodged makki's hand. he pushed his swivel chair allowing him to keep his distance from makki.

"can you tell mattsun that i want to terminate the contract?" oikawa asked.

makki heaves a deep sigh, he knew this was going to happen but he did not expect it to happen so soon.

"hey, your damn kisser's waiting for you. before you terminate the contract, how about say hi and bid proper goodbye?" makki shut his eyes tightly as he tries to calm hismself down, though his pent up frustrations for the past few days might blow up.

makki grabbed oikawa's bag and started fixing his bestfriend's stuff. 

"makki, what are you doing?" oikawa asked him, still keeping the distance between makki and him.

he knows that getting close to makki at the moment will be too dangerous for his virgin self.  he doesn't want to die yet and he's not yet ready to face his kisser.

"you're welcome, now let's go!" oikawa was impressed with how swift makki moved. makki held his wrist and started dragging oikawa's sorry ass. "he's waiting for you, at least say hi. geez."

oikawa heaved a sigh and stopped walking which made makki stopped as well. "i'm just, you know. god, i am not sure about this." makki let out an exasperated sigh, "yes, you're sure. you should be!"

"besides, trust issei. he wouldn't give you an ugly kisser, i swear." oikawa's face twisted and he clicked his tongue, "i don't care. do i look like someone who judges a person based on their physical appearance? no. i'm just-- i really think i'm not yet ready, okay? that's it."

oikawa continued explaining why he should not meet his kisser, he even prepared ten reasons why makki should let go of him and just help him terminate the contract.

but makki became deaf for a minute or two.

makki kept dragging oikawa, not minding his bestfriend's explanation. upon reaching the company's parking lot, makki let go of oikawa's hand as he lightly tap oikawa's shoulder.

"well, whatever. say hi for me." makki pushed oikawa before he started running away. oikawa held the strap of his bag tighter as his eyes roams around the parking lot. he didn't spot a single person around the parking lot except for cars, of course.

he was kind of relieved, that no one is around. when he was about to go home, someone held his waist which made oikawa squealed.

"you must be, oikawa tooru."

oikawa turned his head and was surprised to see a man that has an undercut, with a spiky blond hair. he has a tuft that falls perfectly on his forehead. oikawa was kind of surprised to see a handsome man in front of him. he has a nice built and his piercing made him even more attractive. but what surprised him even more was the silver stud on the young lad's tongue.

"yes, that's me." oikawa stammered and shoved away the lad's arms around his waist. "who are you, anyway?" oikawa asked.

"hm, i'm terushima yuuji and i'm supposed to be your smoking hot kisser." the guy named, terushima, bit his lower lip which made him even more attractive. "supposed to be?" oikawa asked him and terushima nodded his head, timidly.

"but matsukawa doesn't trust me, how rude, huh?" oikawa plasters an awkward smile on his face, and  he cannot argue with matsukawa at the moment. "anyway, your kisser was summoned by his rich ass daddy and he told me to tell you, he's really sorry."

oikawa blinked and a bit shocked when he heard the word, rich ass daddy. "daddy?" oikawa mumbled under his breath but terushima heard it anyways.

"yes?" oikawa's eyes widened which made terushima burst out laughing.

"excuse me?" oikawa asked as he slightly creased his forehead.

"i mean his rich ass father. he was summoned by his rich ass father so he can't come today. here," terushima handed him a piece of paper with a phone number written on it. "call him later."

"anyways, i'm gonna run some errands. see you around, oikawa-kun. call him, alright?"

oikawa stared at the piece of paper with a phone number written on it. he flipped the paper, looking for his kisser's name but he didn't see anything.