Best Friends

Chapter one* Back,I guess..

Dedicated to the pentagon
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While already packed for a new year of school tomorrow,I sat on my bed thinking ..well I just broke up with my girlfriend Jessica so guess I'm going to find ways to kick myself off.

Then it hit me, Last night while going through my dad's old stuff in the garage I found an old DVD, something strange about it so I was pretty sure it was porn.

So I ran down to get it,I got it and was on my way back to my room when my mum saw me hiding it under my shirt.

"What's that" she asked while smiling.

I couldn't really get why she was smiling but I had to give her a reply quick or she'll suspect I'm hiding something.

"It's nothing,just a bottle of water..you know for drinking" I replied.I know not the best save but you try looking for a nice reply in that situation.

"Ok,but why is it under your shirt" she asked trying to take a peek.

"So it can remain cool" I murmured.

"Ook" she said with some doubt in her eyes.

"Kk mum" I said as I ran up to my room.

"Phew...that was a close one" I murmured as I put in the disk,it took some time but it actually worked and the first words I saw was 'pussy palace'

"Jackpot" I said smiling completely forgetting that I left my room open.

"It's time to sleep" my mum said as she turned off the light.

I was scared half to death but luckily for me the movie was just beginning so it was just showing a couple of the actors names' and the production company.

"Ok mum, let me just turn this off" I said trying to turn it off but for some reason the remote wasn't working,I turned it over and behold there was no batteries.

"How is that even possible" I murmured. Just then the movie began and the producers were really dumb to begin with moaning.

"What's that" my mum asked adjusting her glasses to see what was on.

"Uuum nothing" I replied
"Just some bad reception" I added laughing weakly.

"Ok" she replied and was about to leave when she heard "hit me right there...uuughh...yeah". You know those kinda stuff.

That was when I knew I was dead for sure.

"What the" she said coming closer.

Just then my dad came in to say good night and he saw what was on my television, I think he recognized it and was scared too, cause he took the remote out off my hand trying to turn it off or at least,change the channel.

"I think this young man is trying watch some illegal channels here" mum said angrily.

"Noo, this is just bad reception' my dad said trying to turn it off.

And just conveniently the actors decided to become louder "spank my ass you big ...uugghh...I'm cum--" my dad turned off the socket.