Sanders Sides One-Shots

Moca

A/N: Requested by 

Imagination AU

Demus

That's it-

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"Jaaaaaaan"

"..."

"JAAAAAAAAN"

"..."

"juST HEAR ME OUT-"

"I'm not getting you a dog, Rem."

Remus huffed, slumping down onto the couch next to Janus. The intrusive side had had (Ah yes English) his mind set on getting a dog. It wasn't the first time he's begged Janus. Remus has always wanted a dog ever since Roman had gotten Patton a dog named coco.

"I'll take good care of it!"

Janus shot Remus a small glare. "You killed my pet snake."

"I didn't know it'd explode!"

"Rem..."

Remus crossed his arms, standing up and heading to the kitchen. Janus gave a confused look to the duke before the demented side returned, looking calmed down.

"Why does Roman get one but I don't?"

"Roman hasn't put any pets in a microwave. And don't try to guilt trip me." Janus sighed, picking up a book from the coffee table next to him.

Remus sat back down on the couch, laying across his boyfriend and stretching. 

"But what if-"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

"You didn't even-"

"No."

"Fine. How about a compromise?"

Janus raised a brow, placing down the book cautiously. "I'm listening..."

"I don't get a dog but instead I get a Mongrel?"

"What the fuck is a..." Janus trailed off, processing the word. "Did you ask Logan for other words for dog..?"

".../No/?"

"Remus!"

"Okay, okay fine..." Remus sighed, obviously disappointed as he looked to the time to see it getting late. "I'm going to sleep..."

"Goodnight, Love."

Remus waved, shuffling away to his room. "Night, night..."

Janus frowned, noticing how upset Remus was. But he made the right choice. Right?

~Smol TimeSkip brought to you by the dogs I researched~

Janus yawned, stretching slightly as he pulled himself off of the couch. He'd been reading, trying to figure out how to cheer Remus up. It was almost 1 in the morning and he knew he needed to get some sleep.

He walked down the hall of the darkscape, stopping when he saw that Remus' door was opened by a crack.

"Rem..? You awake?" Janus said, pushing the door open more to reveal Remus on the ground, holding a brown crayon and a piece of paper.

Janus sighed, picking up his mess of a boyfriend bridal style and pecking his forehead, placing him onto the bed and pulling the covers over Remus. He bent down, picking up the crayon and piece of paper.

Remus never was the best artist but to see him try brought a smile to the deceptive side's face. Remus had drawn what looked like a small brown dog. He was holding the dog, holding hands with Janus in the picture.

"Goddammit Rem..." Janus sighed, folding the drawing and putting it in his pocket, leaving the room as he pulled out his phone, dialling a number.

"Who is it and what do you want?" The person on the other side of the line said.

"It's Janus. You have a dog, right?"

The person snorted. "Last time I checked. Yea."

"Are you still selling those puppies?"

Sipping was heard on the line. "Yea. I only have the runt left. It's the smallest and the most pathetic."

"Remy!"

"Why do you want the dog anyways?" 

Janus sighed, reluctant. "It's for Remus. Not me."

"Ew. Romance."

"Just because you're aro doesn't mean you have to be rude."

"Whatever, when do you want the dog?"

"...Tonight?"

"It's one in the morning!"

"C'mon Remy!" Janus persisted. "We're your friends! Plus we both know you haven't slept in weeks."

A sigh, followed by silence was heard on the phone. "Fine, fine. I'll be there in ten minutes, babes. Cya."

Janus groaned, being hung up on.

~aNoThEr tImEsKiP~

Remus tossed and turned in his sleep, still upset from the evening before. Why couldn't he be trusted with an animal? Sure, he'd try his little... experiments, but he knew that if he was given a chance, he'd be a great dog owner!

His thoughts were abruptly interrupted by him being licked in the face.

He giggled, not opening his eyes. "Janus what the fuck are you doing."

Remus could feel little pats on his chest, something beating against his stomach.

"Jan?" Remus peeled his eyes open, launching back in shock and surprise when he saw a small chocolate brown Labrador puppy.

"Surprise..?" Janus hummed.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you! I love you so much I just-"

Janus leaned on Remus. "I love you too, moonlight." 

Remus smiled ear to ear, a child like joy filling his eyes. He turned back to the dog, carefully putting a hand out to pet it before the dog filled the gap by pressing its head to Remus' hand, leaning into the touch.

"I'm gonna name you Moca." Remus smiled, turning to Janus. "Thank you..."

A/N: Adorable- also if some of this doesn't make sense it's because I'm upset and I didn't proofread