Sanders Sides One-Shots

Movie Night

A/N: Not Requested, I was just bored.

Imagination AU (I think that's the name. Where people have jobs and stuff but they can still teleport and yea-)

Logicality

Moxiety (Platonic)

Prinxiety

A hint of Demus at the end

Don't ask why there are so many ships-

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Everyone was out of the house except for Patton. Virgil was off at a therapy session with Emile, Roman was taking his acting classes, Logan was reading 'some sciency book'  as Patton put it at the library, and Remy was... Somewhere. The others had lost track at this point.

Patton sat at the couch, flipping through channels on the tv, bored out of his mind. It was only 2:00 pm and he still had to get things ready for his date with Logan.

Date with Logan.

Those words alone motivated the bubbly side. He turned on some aquarium show on tv as background sound and skipped off to his room.

~Timeskip brought to you by the Creepy Crawly Death Dealers~

He had been searching for ages. He looked through Roman's shelves of Disney movies but none of them 'fit'.

"Dad?"

Patton whipped around, not knowing anyone else was home. "Hiya Virgil!"

Virgil leaned on the door frame, eyeing the many movies Patton had put to the side.

"O-oh! I was just uh..."

"Looking for a good movie. I got one. Follow me."

The fatherly-figure followed Virgil to his room, his own anxiety heightening. Virgil trailed his finger along his own shelf of movies and stopped on one, taking it out and handing it to Patton.

"Have you seen this movie?"

Patton cocked his head to the side, examining the case for the movie before giggling. "It has a talking donkey?"

"Yea. Just, don't watch it around Roman. He despises DreamWorks."

"Perfect! Thanks, Virge!" Patton smiled, hugging the anxious trait, him hissing in return.

~Another time skip brought to you by the bagel that keeps being mentioned in Sanders Sides~

It was getting late and Patton's worry was increasing. To tell the truth... He hadn't actually invited Logan for a date. He just assumed he'd be home soon so they can watch a movie.

Remy appeared, sitting on the arm of the couch. "Girl, you gotta chill. Logay will be home soon. I saw him on my way back from the concert."

Patton let out a sigh of relief. "Thank you, Remy..."

"If you want, I can make him hurry his ass up."

"Language!"

Remy pulled down his glasses a bit, giving Patton a look meaning 'I can swear all I want bITCH'.

"B-but... Yea. Could you get him to come home?"

He slipped his sunglass back on, taking a sip from his Starbucks. "Gladly."

Remy snapped his fingers, Logan bursting through the door with sweaty, matted hair on his forehead.

"WHY DID I WAKE UP OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE?!"

"Oh honey, you have more worries than that," Remy said, eyeing a nervous Patton.

Logan raised an eyebrow. "I don't get-"

"Well would'ya look at the time!" Remy interrupted, looking at his non-existent watch. "I have another concert to get to. Buh-bye~!"

He sunk out, leaving Patton and Logan alone in the living room.

"Patton. What did you do?" Logan asked, hanging up his backpack and slipping off his shoes, placing them with the others.

"I didn't do anything! I just... wanted to spend the night with you..."

Logan sighed, taking a seat next to Patton. He couldn't say no to this. (Yes Hamilton reference, fight me)

"Just give the boys a moment."

"Wha-"

"3... 2... 1..."

Roman came barreling out of Virgil's room, carrying him bridal style out the door.

"PUT ME DOWN, YOU PRINCE WANNABE!"

"No can do, stormcloud. You wanted to go on a date, that's what we're doing."

Logan gave a confused look at Patton, the moral trait giggling in return.

"Time for the movie!"

"A... Movie?"

Patton nodded, turning on the tv and cuddling up into Logan. The intro song, "All-Stars" started playing and Logan sighed. If Patton thought it was a good movie, it couldn't be that bad.

~ANOTHER time skip brought to you by Coco the dog~

It was that bad.

It made no logical sense to Logan. A green beast and a talking... Donkey? It was just absurd.

"Patton may we wa-" Logan looked down at Patton who was clinging onto the Logical traits arm, smiling in his sleep.

Logan sighed, wrapping an arm around Patton and pecking his forehead, drifting off to sleep himself.

~Meanwhile, in the darkscape~

"WHO THE FUCK GAVE REMUS COFFEE!?"

Janus had all six of his arms out, holding multiple cups of coffee and a squirming Remus.

"Remyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Remus squeaked, half-clothed.

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE-"

A/N: I love this one-shot ahhhh