Sanders Sides One-Shots

Anxious Coffee Time

A/N: Requested by sadistic-author

Human AU

(Platonic) Sleepxiety

(Mentioned) Prinxiety

Lots of swearing guys-

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Virgil faceplanted on his bed, groaning. He had so much work to do yet he wouldn't stop procrastinating. It was like that feeling where you know you have to do something yet your mind is telling you to watch your favorite show for a little longer.

To put it simply, Virgil was anxious.

The emo trait rubbed his eyes, smearing some eye shadow as he heard a knock at the door.

"Leave me alone." He mumbled into the sheets of the bed.

The door was promptly swung open. "No can do babes we goin' shopping!"

Virgil recognized that voice all too well. "I'm busy, Remy."

"Yea, busy being a lazy ass bitch. C'mon I have a concert to get to and I wanted to spend time with you."

"No." Virgil mumbled again, glancing at Remy.

"Damn girl, you look like shit."

"I could say the same to you."

Remy gasped dramatically, taking a moment to sip some coffee. "Don't go saying that to me when you look like you haven't slept since Roman had an ego."

Virgil scoffed, sitting up. "What do you want."

"Are you deaf or something? We. Are. Going. Shopping." Remy clapped after each word, emphasizing his point.

 "Fine, fine..." Virgil swung himself off the bed, stumbling a bit.

Remy softened a bit, helping Virgil. "Hey, are you actually okay?"

Virgil waved Remy off. "I'll be fine. I'm just tired."

"Well..." The coffee addicted persona smirked, holding up his cup of coffee. "You know what cures sleepiness."

Consideration flashed in Virgil's eyes. "I'm not supposed to have coffee.."

"Or what? Daddy's gonna punish you?"

"Patton wouldn't do anything like that."

"Who said I was talking about Patton?" Remy smiled a bit.

Virgil flushed under his white foundation. "Shut the fuck up."

Remy snickered, taking Virgil's hand. "Starbucks, here we come!"

"I'll have a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots, 1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular, no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon." Remy stated flawlessly, flashing the semi-confused barista a smile. "Got that?"

The barista nodded slowly, writing something down on a notepad before turning to Virgil. "A-and what would you like..?"

"...I-I'll just have a Cappuccino please-"

The barista let out a small sigh of relief, giving Remy and Virgil the receipt. 

Remy sat down in a chair, crossing his legs flamboyantly (to show dominance to the baristas of course) while Virgil leaned back, trying to relax.

"What's got you so anxious today, babes?" 

Virgil sighed a bit. "Just.. Work's been overwhelming."

"Ah. I get that. At my work there was this obnoxious asshole who wouldn't shut the hell up. She kept crowding up the line and customers got pissed as fuck."

"You're a cashier, right?"

"Yea at Walmart. I'd work here at Starbucks if I wasn't already banned from five locations."

Virgil snickered a bit, relaxing more. It felt nice to talk to Remy again.

"How's Emile been?"

"He's taken time off work." Remy said, playing with a coffee stir-er. "How's Ro-Ro been doin'?"

"He's..." Virgil's voice trailed off, trying to find the right words. "Annoying as ever."

The barista came and placed down Remy's and Virgil's drinks, walking away. 

"When isn't he annoying." Remy chuckled slightly, taking a sip of coffee and pulling away from the drink with a face of disgust.

"Wha-"

"They forgot the cinnamon in my drink-"

"Just ask them to add it." Virgil said, rolling his eyes.

"I can't- My day is ruined and I shall forever be in pain and agony-" Remy spoke dramatically, flopping back onto the chair.

"Rem-"

"'Tis indeed pain. All I feel is pain. It's achingggggg."

"You're more dramatic then-"

Remy shot up, pulling down his glasses to look at Virgil. "Don't even finish that sentence."

Virgil snickered, followed by Remy who also giggled a bit.

A/N: This was actually fun to write. Also I had to google Starbucks drinks because I have only been to Starbucks like- Twice-