Warning! This is a Villain!Deku one-shot. Enjoy~
If Kurogiri thought he would be the babysitter of too many men-children, he would have refused the job right there. Yet, here he is, a cursing Shigaraki rolling on the floor, an oblivious Dabi checking on his phone, and a leaning Toga licking her lips as she watches the blood on Shigaraki's side tainting the floor. Kurogiri sighs, eyes boring into the two men-children. Well mostly one man-child, the other is only a teenager.
"Did you really have to stab him?"
The scream drowns his attempt to control the situation. Deku, the one who stabbed Shigaraki, scoffs, offended.
"You weren't there!" he exclaims, pointing at Shigaraki who is still rolling on the floor. "You didn't hear what he said to me!"
He points himself with his thumb and Kurogiri really regrets the day he was born. He hears Dabi chuckle a "lol" and looks at Deku skeptically, unsure of why this has to do with the situation.
"What did he say?"
Deku clears his throat, a way for him to signal he was going to act. He raises his hands in a motion to prove his point and looks at Kurogiri with the most innocent eyes.
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"
For some reason, Kurogiri is 100% sure this doesn't solve anything. He thinks this is his tenth sigh of the day and it wasn't even past noon. He might need to prepare a stronger drink for tonight. Toga looks confused. The silence is drowned by Dabi's roll of laughter. Kurogiri wants to murder them, so badly, if it gave him a vacation. It didn't. He takes a deep breath and tries to exhale before Toga cuts in.
"He has a point."
He has never wanted to slap the idiocy out of someone as soon as possible.
This was fun. A short little one-shot. I really enjoy writing annoyed characters and Kurogiri, even though he technically can't... feel...? Don't have much clarity on that, being an anime watcher who is trying to catch up before season 5 comes out. This comic was made by MoonPaw. Go check out their work on Tumblr!
Next up, I live for some mother and son bonding. Not the good kind though.
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