i hate you , i love you

1.

arriving to work today , you notice everyone is a little nicer to you than usual. "morning y/n!" morgan yells ; well his best attempt at a yell with a mouth full of food. "hey derek , chew your food before i get savannah down here!" you say back. he scoffs but chews it then continues "i overheard hotch talking about you earlier" he says. "oh god , i'm going to get fired , i didn't think he would be so mad that i took one piece of candy from his desk hell, it's just candy! shit morgan i cant lose this job , i'll go broke then i'll be homeless then-" "y/n!!" derek cuts you off. "you're spiraling sweetheart, he's not going to fire you over candy. you better go see what he wants though" "okay okay, i'll go to his office and see what's up"

you take the short walk to hotches office , and when you get there you see none other than spencer reid sitting with hotch . "y/l/n" hotch sternly. hotch is super hot , but he's your boss so you kinda have to respect him. "hotch , what's this about?" you say back, not even acknowledging spencer's presence.

hating spencer reid is easy , he's so arrogant and cocky. not to mention he upstages you every chance he gets. but this is your dream job, so you deal with him and his stupid 187 iq.

"y/n take a seat." hotch says gesturing to the seat next to spencer. you reluctantly sit next to him "so as you know , the unsub we have been trying to catch picks up his victims from a local bdsm club right here in virginia. he's not going to stop killing until he's caught , so we need to catch him. as you know, he's killing male doms and their female counterparts , "subs" if you will. so i've decided to send you and reid into the club undercover so we can catch him"

"no. nope absolutely not. me and reid? like spencer the dorky brainiac? hotch i don't think spencer even knows how to use his penis and he will most definitely look out of place in a bdsm club." spencer hasn't said a word since you walked in , you wonder why but don't question it and continue taking. " besides , we hate each other way too much to fake act like a couple. send emily or jayge"

"y/l/n you know jj and emily aren't in his age range. besides i don't remember forming that as a question. you're going undercover tonight at 8. end of discussion." hotch says sternly then walks out leaving your jaw slacked open and spencer sitting in silence.

he finally breaks the silence and says something you never expected to come out of spencer reid's mouth. "y/n all have you know , i'm very skilled with this penis and could probably make you have a multi orgasm right here in this office. now close that pretty little mouth before i give you something to put in it. see you at eight , angel." and with that he walks out leaving you wondering what you just got yourself into.