i hate you , i love you

19.

A/N this chapter contains vulgar language and very much nasty terms. just warning ya , enjoy!

you looked up at reid , making sure you heard him correctly. you pull out your phone and decide to text him , to save him the humiliation.

y/n: i never thought i would hear spencer walter reid tell me to make him.

s: i never thought i would say it either. you bring out a different side of me. how do you know my middle name?

y/n: garcia, how so?

s: you make me feel confident , cocky even. i have no idea why i even like you.

y/n: are you saying i'm not a catch, ouch.

s: i'm saying the complete opposite of that. i could have anyone at quantico on their knees for me, and i fell for the broken girl with daddy issues.

now for a normal person, that would probably make them cry. but you found it hilarious.

you try to stifle your laughter but fail and let out a long loud laugh which catches dereks attention and wakes garcia up.

spencer raises his eyebrows at you and makes his concentration face and you can tell he's profiling you.

"what's so funny princess?" derek asks. "whatever it is better be good because you are one loud laugher." garcia says while pointing her finger at you.

"oh uh just ... something i saw on instagram" you say unconvincingly.

he gives you a hum and returns his attention to the road. garcia opens her mouth to say something but is cut off by the sound of the phone ringing.

"yeah hotch?" derek says.

"we closed up the case , it ended up being the local coroner , he was killing in that area so the bodies would be sent to him, that was his way of revisiting the bodies. the team is staying the night here , you should be here in the morning correct?" hotch says

"around noon , one at the most." derek replies.

"tell y/l/n we are staying for the funeral preparations and we can go back home after."

"thanks hotch , i can hear you by the way" you say , your voice small.

"good and y/n?" hotch asks

"yes sir?" you ask

"sorry about your loss again." hotch says with a hint of sincerity in his voice.

"thank you sir." you say back and he hangs up the phone.

"well, that was a quick case." you say trying to change the subject. "oh hush you weren't even working it, i'm letting it slide now because i'm still halfway asleep but when i am fully charged i will press you about that laughing missy." garcia says sassily and you laugh.

"so everytime i laugh it's a crime now, what am i the sad girl with the dead sister?" you say jokingly, you had a bad problem with finding humor in not so humorous situations.

"i'm just going to act like you said that because you're hangry" garcia says and you giggle

"okaaay," spencer says, emphasizing the y. "food?" "food" you all say in unison.
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" hey did you guys know that before Taco bell was Taco bell the founder Glen Bell created fast-food joint Taco Tia, offering hamburgers, hot dogs, milkshakes and tacos and in seeing the success of the tacos, he eventually launched taco bell in 1962 in Downey, California." spencer says , eating his taco.

you loved when spencer said random things , it made you feel smarter just being around him.

"no i didn't know that and i have no clue why you know that." morgan says laughing. "late night reading." reid replies with a shrug.

"well tell mr bell i thank him for making these amazing ass tacos." you say mid chew.

"he's been dead since 2010." reid says. "god reid way to lighten the mood." garcia says snorting.

"dead or not he made some amazing food." you say back and you all laugh and for a second all the drama of the world fades away, you forget about your tragic love life or your dead sister. in that moment , it's just you and your friends. you wish it could stay like that forever.
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"so what do we do now?" derek asks balling up his trash.

"well you , focus on driving and we find something fun to do for the next 9 hours." you say, motioning to the rest of the group.

"oh i have an idea!" garcia says , frantically pulling out her phone. after a few swipes she comes across an app. "charades?" you ask. "yes but there's a twist , it's dirty!" she says back excitedly!

"explain?" spencer asks, his voice slightly higher."
"okay so basically it's your typical game of charades, but with dirty words, words like blowjob , boner and all that fun stuff." she says and he raises his eyebrows at her.

you slap his shoulder "oh come on , it'll be fun." derek buts in " plus it'll give your chauffeur a good ole laugh." he weighs his options but eventually gives in. "fine but i am not giving a blowjob" garcia squeals.

"okay so how does it work? do we take turns or?" you ask. "we take turns , you and spence would describe my words. get it?" "got it." you and him say in unison. garcia puts the phone on her forehead and the coundown starts.

"3,2,1 okay go!" she says. the first word is kink. before you can comprehend what's going on , reid grabs a fistful of your hair and yanks it. you had a really bad hair kink whenever people pulled it , it turned you on. you open your mouth in shock and reid just laughs while garcia is stuttering to figure out what it is.

"is it uh, hair pulling?" you shake your head no. "fetish?" "warmer." reid says "oh oh oh it's a kink!" she says proudly. "ding ding ding" you say which makes derek shakes his head. "didn't take you as a kinky one y/n" he says. "oh shut up" you say back "i don't even know how spencer knows that." "call it an educated guess." he says back smirking.

the next word is doggy style. you can't really do much in the car so you just start panting with your hands on your head as ears and hope she gets the message. she doesn't. you groan and look at spencer , confused on what to do.

"cmon just act it out, we have 3 more words to get through" garcia says groaning. you look at spencer whos already unbuckling his seatbelt. you sigh and do the same. you somehow manage to get into doggy style, you on all fours and spencer semi standing behind you. that seemed to work because garcia got it immediately.

the next work is spank. you groan and stay in the position you were already in and you hear spencer rubbing his hands together. yep this ones gonna hurt.

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