Pathetic complaining

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So yeah I know I like never update but...
There is a tornado in my area. I was panicking like hell earlier, but can you really blame me?

I wonder what it's like in Florida. Sorry if I got the wrong state, pretty sure I failed Social Studies. I dunno, my grades couldn't locate PowerSchool.

My brother compared how scared I am to how willing I am to go on rollercoasters. Well you see, bro; Pretty sure they test rollercoasters to see if they're safe. Tornados don't give a shit about your safety. At least he bought us huge ass water bottles. I joked that, if the storm hit us, I'd piss directly into the tornado. That's more gross than funny, but we laughed anyway, probably just to reassure me and lift morale. I can be pretty annoying, but never as annoying as them! Ah yes, belittling siblings, cousins, or relatives in general. There's nothing quite as funny.

So you get anything out of reading this, can y'all tell me stories about your or family's/friends' experiences with natural disasters n' shit? Also, I feel pretty pathetic writing this. Though, I'll admit, writing about it has calmed my down significantly. As well as hugging one of my favorite stuffed animals, chewing an empty plastic bottle once holding M&Ms, or the good old 'leg bounce'. I suggest those if you get nervous about stuff like this. I also seem to find joy in obsessively going over my writing mistakes. Well, that's about it for my petty rant. Seems everything's turned out okay. I'll update if necessary.

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