"California girls we're undeniable, fine fresh beers bikinis on top." the music sings as all the cheerios dance along to the most elaborate number Sue has ever come up with, including BMX trips and flip and the cheerios swinging around fire. Naomi was in the dead center of all of it Sue having made her the focal point of the complex routine. As the song was coming to a finish all the cheerios struck a pose breathing heavily before they all hear Sue groan in distaste.
"I'm bored," Sue announces through the megaphone with Becky standing behind her. "Ladies I am at a loss, Brittany can you please remind me of how I single handedly put cheerleading on the map?" Sue requests from the blue wigged girl.
"In 1979, you directed a made for TV movie about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders called 'The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders'." Britt recites in a monotone voice.
"Thats correct and in the mean time what's changed?" Sue asks herself but Quinn answers.
"Personal grooming habits?" Quinn offers up before Sue corrects her.
"Whats changed is I have completely lost interest and ladies I blame you." Sue tell them all pointing an accusatory finger at the group. "Becky more silicone falsies for everyone except Princess Jasmine who has better natural breasts than Sandbags." Sue orders unintentionally causing everyone to turn towards Naomi who slowly covers her chest from the wandering eyes.
"Got it coach." Becky replies picking up a bucket of chicken cutlets and beginning to pass them all out.
"You will each enhance your bust with an additional pair of chicken cutlets in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed." Sue tells them all.
"But Coach Sylvester This is the most elaborate routine the cheerios have ever done." Quinn argues in favor of the spectacular routine.
"we're shoo-ins at regionals next week and we're the favorite to win at nationals." Naomi tells her as well.
"Well, that might be Princess Jasmine, but yet I am still so very bored." Sue says talking through the mega phone once again. "Even things I used to think we're hilarious, case in point, Sandbags slap yourself with a chicken cutlet." Sue orders as Santana as the girl slightly scoffs before begrudgingly following the instructions she was given. "Now slap Brittany." Sue orders once again with no trace of amusement as Santana then slaps Brittany kind of hard. "See? Not even a chuckle."
"The problem is you keep trying to make a bigger and bigger spectacle. No matter how hard we try we can't make a routine work unless you find a way to make it interesting for you. You have to find a way to top yourself." Quinn informs the Coach.
"Q, you just may have a point." Sue relents getting a small smile from Quinn at the tiny victory. "But to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet."
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Naomi was sitting in Arties lap as he wheeled them both down the hallway, her giggling at his jokes before they abruptly stopped just after the double doors that lead to the next hallway. Naomi shoots a questioning glance at Artie who is frozen and looking fearful at all the guys in front of him. "So I was looking through my bucket list and I noticed you were the only glee loser that I haven't slushieed yet," Azimio says looking at Artie before glancing at Naomi who was still sitting on Artie. "Just my luck that you're here too princess you are over due to get slushieed as well." He says smirking a bit at her scared face.
"It damn near broke his heart." Dave butts in looking at Artie.
"Well, what about the moral implications of abusing a kid in a wheel chair?" Artie questions trying to guilt him out of it.
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SPEECHLESS ~ S. Evans
RomanceIn which a shy cheerio falls for the blonde new boy. ~~~~~ "It's kinda like, before you showed up, I always knew that I had a voice. But I felt Speechless, Like I couldn't say anything and when I did It was almost like nothing came out----but now t...
